Here we are again! Another Monday afternoon to get together with old friends; enjoy a little exercise, and drink some of Uncle Pervy’s great homebrew! It doesn’t get any better than this – trust me! It is a little overcast –but, hasn’t it been that way for weeks lately. We’ve had our share of rain this year and of course, we need water for tonight’s Loy Kratong run. A long drive out on the Sukhumvit, past Buddha Mountain, to a nice A-site with plenty of water, just off of Hwy 331! We have been here before, but it always seems to change with the seasons!
It’s good to see plenty of old faces again! Yes, Sir Chicken F’r , Clit Face, and Spaghetti Head are getting older – but, SH has been old from day one – so what’s new! The GM calls the circle – welcomes everyone and proceeds to call in the “virgins and sponsors”. Hell, half the circle has gone in to get a free beer for their “new shoes”! The PH3 hasn’t seen this many “virgins” since some hasher visited the maternity ward! Hammer, you would have been proud of the amount of “new shoes”.
Tonight’s hares – Free Willy and Flipper – explain the run and caution every one of the dangers that lay before them. The pack is on paper – off and running. Yes, Shit Thru A Duck is leading Sheikh MeMe, Beverly Hills Pink Cock, G.I. Joe, and myself over the trail, mud, and rough terrain! Of course, G.I. Joe is yelling On-On like he always does – but, Sheikh MeMe is already sucking air and trying to shortcut to catch up!
In some area’s it’s hard to find paper! FW said that he put it off the trail – but, damned if he didn’t hide it behind the rocks and trees. As we approach the 1st check via a nice scenic part of trail – I think that this will be very easy to solve knowing FW running ability. Boy, was I ever wrong! It was a long false trail – with sparse amounts of paper well hidden. Finally solved, we bordered the fenced wildlife area of Queen’s Park. This area was plainly “hazardous to your health”, as FW had previously explained. I was able to slip, stumble, trip, fall, and scrape my knuckles – but, I did get away without any major injuries.
G.I. Joe was just returning from the false trail and told Seaman Stains about it. Seaman Stains stated that, “he knew this area like the back of his hand”. We all found out later that he really did know the area – as he and V V toured it for well over two hours and returned to the circle when it was halfway over. Good job FW – you got “Seaman Stains, Seaman Stains”.
The trail continued into a small Thai housing area and after running this road twice – looking for paper – I was directed by the Thai’s which direction to go. Damn, if FW papers the trail too much – the Thai’s pick it up! As we all know, that they hate trashing the environment. Most of the runner’s finished before it got too dark but, the walkers came in well after darkness set in. All and all, it was a good run which most individual’s enjoyed. Thank, Free Willy and Flipper for your efforts.
On-On
German Shepard