A DRY WEEKEND
DATE : 17TH NOV 2008
RUN # 1289
HARES : DYLAN TURNOVER AND OTHER TURNOVER FAMILY
So did we all enjoy the weekend? I loved it, I was able to avoid both Ringworm and Drippy, therefore being able to follow our leaders directive and abstain from alcohol for three days. Honest!
In this unusual state of alertness we headed out to the run, exiting soi Joe Otter this majestic hill appeared on the horizon, my driver for the day Drippy said “ cor nearly 23 years on the patya ash and nevur seen such a f**in good ill, ope that is the A site” . I was a little more reserved, yes it was impressive but could the hare who was only 26 days old have found such a spot?
Well yeh. We drove up to the A site, it was flat and firm ample parking for all, a 240 degree sublime view, Vista’s you would normally only find in magazines. We parked in the neatly trimmed grass, took a moment to marvel at the effort that had gone into the preparation of the A site, I wandered over to the hare for today, Dylan Turnover.
Dylan was relaxing in his chair, clearly a little tired from the days activity, his family were hanging around just in case he needed assistance. After introducing myself to Dylan I asked how he had managed to find such an A site, he explained that he had been searching around on Google Earth and had just come across it, isn’t that what everybody does he asked?
We mulled about and discussed the financial crisis, a black sedan arrived, out stepped F**k the Truth and was he decked out! Suit by Armani, Tie by Gucci, Shirt by Arrow and hair from Iran, a sight to splendor.
Pacing around were Jello Butt and German Shepherd, nervously looking towards the approach road, as they passed they would offer each other good will as long term rivals do. The bus arrived and one by one they descended, after a time Shit Through A Duck (STAD) exited, German Shepherd sank to his knees, Jello Butt sat, head in his hands, their week’s ruined by the arrival of STAD, coming second was the best to be hoped for today.
The 1st circle was called and valuable Hash information was passed on, hares on in. Dylan Turnover brought his Dad in with him as at the age of 26 days and 3 hours he was unable to create enough volume to be overhead above the din from the Scandi’s. Dylan was able to pass the instructions through his Dad. Dad Apples Turnover explained that he had only carried the paper and that Dylan expected the FRB’s to be back in about 41 to 42 min.
Off we set at a blistering pace Ringworm breaking the first check, the second had a false trail which caught out Bam Bam but kept the remainder of the pack together, we weaved around through mainly Tapioca but on trails, the A site always off to the right, a series of good regular checks kept most in touch, Sheikh Me Me kept pushing the pace followed closely by GI Joe bellowing On On as if he was trying to help the hashers behind him. As we rounded the hill the FRB’s made a dash for it with STAD (41.5 Min) just getting in in front of Sheikh Me Me , Ringworm, Bam Bam, Drippy, Gi Joe and Flying frog who were all close behind.
The sun was setting as we started on the beer, some whispers were going around that the Bush hash was about to raise it’s sign up to THB 350 so it could provide a banquet of food at it’s runs and also be able to damage the beer truck on a regular basis.
When I finally returned to the A site I sought out the Hare to thank him for arguable the best run ever, I asked how had he been able to gain such experience in only 26 days? Dylan explained that a week ago he had surfed the PH3 web site and viewed the information for hares, plus had spent two evening over a glass of wine listening to his Dad and Sir Chicken F**ker boasting about pervious runs, he had also befriended Chicken Nugget who is now his hashing role model.
The 2nd Circle:
Unprecedented that the entire circle (Bar 2) thought it was the perfect run, the Bad RA praised the colour and design of the signs, without Yao Yao present the Bad RA also accepted the responsibility of singing Police with the right side correctly silencing him thereafter.
The Short RA with a funny accent and plastic tape holding him together, iced and bucketed a few, somewhere in all this, it came to light that one of the beer police was having some difficulty in getting laid in Pattaya, from that it will come as no surprise that we ran out of Beer!!
Thanks to the entire Turnover family, GM and other Contributors to a great day.
Oh yes Bottomless Pit would like me to mention that for the next dry weekend please do not arrive at the hash so thirsty… and if anybody wants to buy any beer call…BP
On On
BNB