Hash notes for run 1290 on the 24th Nov 2008
Hared by the Black Sheep gang - Seven hares, is this a record?
During the preliminaries we were given the solemn announcement by Teeny Weeny that one of our former hash bar managers had prematurely departed to the great hash in the sky. Then the hares, The Black Sheep Gang, attired in their freshly woven new fleece and some wearing their Afrika Corps war surplace hats, warned us of wolves, elephants and pony's on the trail.
So on-on, the usual suspects rushed off to search the trails and cassava fields for economically placed hanging paper. The sun decided to be kind to us and hid behind clouds, but the only breezes to be felt were the frequent rushing by of Shit Through a Duck, who had taken it upon himself to find all the early FT’s. German Shepard’s and Jello Butt’s radar was working a lot better, having been used in this area before, but, Shit Through a Duck and the Cabbage boys persevered and gave them a good run for their money. A welcome short walk in the middle was provided by an elephant on the trail, many wolves were heard growling at intervals, but no pony's were sighted. Emperor Airhead reported seeing a large wheeled oxen cart, but no-one else saw him or the cart! Barnacle Bollox complained of no shiggy, but failed to avail himself of the elephant droppings on the road, which we naturally all observed round about precautions and kept to the left of. Several of the hash virgins were seen returning on the ice-cream man’s motor cycle, their sponsor needs to explain the idea of hashing to them a little better; there might not be an ice-cream man next time!
No serious late check to allow the fence sitting, cherry-pickers like Fuck the Truth and Festering Streaker to grab glory. Was Lord Lucan first back? He’ll get his short cutting down to running around the bus soon!
G.I. Joe, reported that he’d found Squeeze my Tube and That’s the One attacking a jujube tree for fruit during the run, but they later revealed that it had been a ploy to disguise the fact that they’d stopped for a pea-pea!
The Circle:
Ewok and Flipper conducted the raffle! Flipper’s total raffle sales were super! The Black Sheep Gang gave the raffle prizes! Originally they had 24 prizes, but they doubled most of them up. Bam Bam on the ice for wrong ticket number!
The GM iced the hares and gave the circle to Emperor Airhead. Emperor Airhead could not understand why they needed 7 hares to do a run that 1 man, 1 lady, and 2 children did last week. Questioned hares as to who actually did the paper trail, who was handing out beers, collecting cups, emptying trash cans, etc. Also, questioned hares about their white shirts – were they hash shirts? Where could he buy one? Was it authorized? The shirt question would be answered at the Grand Opening of BJ Ago-Go and Lone Wolf’s Birthday Party. Run voted a very good run by the circle. Emperor iced a virgin from last week (Doug Erhardt) and his lawyer - Big Dawg and told story how the virgin finally had sex this week – with one of his best friends girlfriend – as his friend just left to go back home! Remember, all you miss is your turn in line!
Sir Cf’r iced the hares and wanted to know “who was responsible for screwing” his white sheep. It was determined that Lone Wolf was the one – it was a Birthday present from the rest of the Black Sheep to Lone Wolf. Lone Wolf iced for his birthday along with Fini The Faggot – story told about how Lone Wolf was really a girl when born and Fini was a boy when born. Over the years both of them swapped sexes!
Hares sang their “Hare song” as Lone Wolf and Sir Frog had to leave early to assist Hellboy with the On-On Birthday Party arrangements. Song was ok – maybe even good! At least they had one!
GM conducted business: Anniversary’s, Returner’s, Leaver’s, Visitors, Virgins and Sponsors, and a birthday drink for Renoo (Up The Butts friend). She will be named next week to make things easier!
Shiek Meme in and iced Barnacle Bollox, Rear Gunner, Seaman Stains, and Penny Plastic Bag (visitor). Told story how Penny Plastic Bag ran the complete run in “bare feet”. True! Iced G.I. Joe, Cabbage Head, Estonia Fucker, Headless Chook, Absolutely No Fuckin’ Idea and told a couple of mixed up story’s about each of them! Meme iced Three Dogs, Banka Blower, Festering Streaker, Jello Butt, Baby Wipes, Really Sadistic Bastard, and Deep Throat (bucket) told stories about previous running at an away hash and running today at the PH3. Of course, Jello Butt never checks out the checks, but the other runners do! Poor Jello Butt – hammered once again!
The GM – had Sir Cf’r stand in the bucket - for running thru the bucket numerous times during the evening! The reason Sir Cf’r was running thru the bucket was to clean the “Sheep Shit” off of his shoes that he has picked up during the run!
Last down-downs were drunk and Seaman Stains conducted the “Hash Hymn” in the proper manner as the GM requested. Circle ended with individual’s off to the “Grand Opening of BJ Ago-Go and Lone Wolf’s Birthday Party”. Everyone who attended the On-On party received a new/free “1st Black Sheep Gang” T-shirt. Good Luck to the BJ Ago-Go Bar and a Happy Birthday to Lone Wolf!
On-in
Greyhound