December 1st 2009, Run #1291. Wow another year slides on by where does it go.
Today's hares are Seaman Stains and Seaman Swallow, old campaigners to the ph3.
The circle was called to weed out the new shoes and introduce the hash virgins, there is a good turn out this evening and my gut feeling is hope there's enough beer. The hares enter the circle to explain the run, all is well and off we go. The frbs are off like a shot Cabbage Head and Jello Butt to name a few. Paper is easy to follow and soon we approach the first check unfortunately frb Jello Butt suffers (ccs) chronic check syndrome which leaves him paralyzed at checks, however the magic words of on on quickly revive him and he's off again like a rocket. An interesting sighting of one virgin was a huge sass wot like figure that was running barefoot through the shrub at break neck speed, my first thoughts were Zola Budd but this guy had all the credential of a wild ox. There was ample opportunity to short cut on this run and the usual suspects did so. The run was a little shorter than usual but no less enjoyable a nice a-site with plenty of parking space for all, alas the frbs appear some looking as though they had not broke a sweat not to mention a check, but enough said on that score.
All that is left to say is good luck to the hashers trying to leave the county the positive side of this that we will see you next week for the next run as you wont be able to leave. I wonder if the grandmaster is involved in a conspiracy to keep the numbers up?
Todays circles:
1st circle: GM called circle and made announcements: Great PH3 support last week for Teeny Weeny’s request. Hares needed for Dec. 22 and 26 Jan runs. List of open mis-management positions to be posted shortly on web-site and in hash sheet.
Computer individual required by
19 January 2009 for the web-site, hash sheet, data base! Otherwise awards, run counts will cease.
Mis-management meeting Wednesday, 3 Dec., at Jameson’s -16:00.
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GM – failed to call in virgins and new shoes!
2nd circle: GM called the circle and iced today’s hares: Seaman Swallow and Seaman Stains. Good run reviews by many individual’s. Bad RA would take care of later.
Seaman Swallow conducted the raffle in her usual professional manner!
Having ice power, she iced Beverly Hills Pink Cock for talking and a Russian visitor for shopping for his prize. Raffle winner’s included:
Cabbage Head, No More Cum, Fini, Free Willy, Stinky Sloppy Seconds (2 times including the free run ticket), and others.
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GM conducted business: Anniversary’s, Birthdays, Returnee’s: Leaver’s and visitor’s – No one leaving or entering, “as all flights are temporally cancelled to disrupt the finances of Thailand and the enjoyment of tourists”. The GM screwed up again and failed to call the virgins into the circle. The GM did call all of the Russian virgins and sponsor in and properly iced them for no hash shirt, talking in the circle, and failing to pay for their accompanying “virgin lady”. Estonian Fucker – their sponsor was put in the bucket for 6 minutes (1 minute for each time he has attended the PH3) for failing to properly advise his virgins.
Emperor Airhead iced the hares and the entire circle voted a good run!
Sheikh Meme’s loud input was “this was Seaman Stains best hared run ever “but, it was still shit”. Meme, your going to burn in hell! The Emperor iced the attending Black Sheep – Fini, No More Cum, Hellboy, and Whale Sniffer (current Hash Trash) and proceeded to determine who left last weeks “styrofoam” sign in the jungle. Of course, it was “Hellboy”, as he is noted for leaving his signs around after his runs. New “hash trash” – Hellboy. Emperor iced – Doug Erhardt and proceeded to give him the name of “Back Stabbing Cunt”. A longer name was originally given by Baby Wipes but, it was rejected by the computer!
Sir Chicken F’r in and iced Up The Butt and Renoo Chansuwan and quickly gave her the name “One More Time”. As they departed the circle, someone remarked: is the name “Up The Butt One More Time”? No further comments on the subject – please!
Sheikh Meme in and iced the “Cabbage Family” – Cabbage Head, Cabbage Knievel, and Cabbage Flaps for trying to “blackmail” the Black Sheep for the hash trash left in the jungle last week. The story was that the “Cabbage Family” were out running during the past week and found the large piece of trash from last week and thought that they could get at least a case of beer for it! Meme iced – V V, Jello Butt, and Festering Streaker – told about V V’s gout problem and his sitting on the trash can; Streaker’s “nose to the ground” running crash (a 9 for the takeoff and a -1 for the landing); and, of course, Jello Butt’s conquest of coming in 1st this week. Kee Mah also iced during this time for being noisy.
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GM in – iced Ball Ringer for his “finger food” eating habits at last week’s On-On. Iced – No More Cum, Ping Pong Pete (Teeny Weeny stand in), and other’s who were delayed arriving in Thailand. Ping Pong Pete’s story – won the award “hands down”! Iced – Sheikh Meme, Deep Throat, and 3 Dogs for failing to leave Thailand this past week. Sir Chicken F’r would give the three a job to earn enough baht to survive the next week! Sir Chicken Fr’s job could result in “large tips” for their efforts!
Sir Chicken F’r iced – Cabbage Head and Lobster Queen and changed her name to “Sausage Queen”.
Bam Bam in and iced Sir Chicken F’r, Shit Through A Duck (Cabbage Head stand in) Seaman Swallow, Sheikh Meme and sang a song about being the front runner! Moral – Put your pants on before you go out to run!
Sheikh Meme in – iced No More Cum, Barnacle Bollox, Jackal, Baby Wipes and told a story about an “Italian Hash Wedding”.
Seaman Stains conducted the hare song and then filled the circle with hashers to sing the Hash Hymn – which was done in the proper hash tradition. The bus then departed to the Outback Bar for great food and more cold beer. Many thanks go to the owners and staff of the Outback Bar for hosting the PH3. See you next week!
ON-On
Shit Through A Duck