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PH3 Run 1331

Monday, 7 Sep 2009

Veterans' Run

Hares: Mrs. Head, Queen Stella
Scribe: Fini The Faggot
Runners: 99

Total Hashers This Week - 99

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Hashers Present Last Week - 70
Ball Ringer (235), Bam Bam (82), Bangka Blower (86), Bell End (148), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (80), Butterfly Inferno (9), Cabbage Flaps (80), Cabbage Knievel (80), Cabbage Queen (118), Chicken Legs (225), Clit Face (466), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (64), Dirt Digger (55), Dirty Pussy (16), Emperor Airhead (1057), Ewok (430), Frog Licks Its Dick (57), G.I. Joe (289), General Kidney Wiper (522), Guardian Angel (39), Hellboy (RIP) (128), Horse (8), King Yao Yao (RIP) (753), Kuta Roota (RIP) (14), Lady Bow Wow (317), Lady Flipper (379), Lady Squeeze My Tube (109), Linguini Weeny (60), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (917), Madame Claude (RIP) (3), Mademoiselle Chang (3), Master Bates (479), Midnight Star (345), Minnie Mouse (5), Missing Link (RIP) (99), Mrs. Head (379), Odd Job (262), One More Time (29), Open Zoo (26), Pat Yangsri (23), Pink Panther (12), Prawn Princess (55), Queen Stella (327), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (293), Rambowling (252), Robbing Bastard (28), Rottweiler (408), Satan's Willie (63), Sgt Lone Wolf (162), Sheik Meme (71), Shit Through A Duck (61), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (459), Sir Arse-A-Holic (356), Sir Bottomless Pit (337), Sir Dog (454), Sir Fester (RIP) (726), Sir Free Willy (399), Sir MC (381), Sir Spaghetti Head (530), Sir Terminal 4 Skin (RIP) (586), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (210), Snoopy (231), Steptoe (42), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (104), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (24), Turd Burglar (93), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (419), Up The Butt (134), V.V. (465), Zugor (14)
Returners - 19
Apple Cider (6), Apple Sauce (60), Apple Tree (83), Bin Tin Tin (179), Boxhead (161), Doesn't Touch The Sides (28), Drippy (363), Empty Sperm Bank (113), Fini The Faggot (312), Fuck The Truth (271), Garbage Collector (36), Greyhound (RIP) (98), Honda Dream (RIP) (61), Honda Wet Dream (61), Lord Lucan (RIP) (222), Ratcatcher (89), Scrumpy (189), That’s The One (93), Tiger Bum (41)
Visitors - 10
Bad Boy (1), Half A Wanker (4), Jerry Stewart (2), Noi Willilat (11), Nok Khunjunto (1), Nyaporn Geronpok (3), Paolo Fugatti (1), Shooting Star (3), Split Beaver (4), Tim Komkhuntod (4)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
King Yao Yao (RIP) (07 Sep)
Obewan (11 Sep)
The Pope (RIP) (10 Sep)
Irregular Period (08 Sep)
Something Stupid (09 Sep)
Dalin Lathsabouth (09 Sep)
Lady Drunk (13 Sep)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Scribe Report by Fini The Faggot

After Uncle Pervy refuse to do the scribe I took the job.
Today's run is the Annual Veteran's one, the A-site was new for me but the hares Mrs Head and Queen Stella gave us a real big Football pitchwith a big private place to sit and eat !!! Free run today so 99 people showed up, our GM Spaggy told us to form a circle and said there's a Jester CARE for KIDS Fair on sunday 13 at the DIANA driving range.
Next new shoes, I pointed that our Queen has someso she took me by the arm and I had to swallow the Chang out of her shoe.
The hares explained us the run and mention there's 1 back check, off we go and like always those little strong girls gave us a very entertaining and good run (Sir Airhead did the whole run and they fooled him with that BACK one hahaha) After one hour of running Iarrived at the A-siteand there's food for us provided by King YAO YAO for his birthday. Everybody enjoyed the good Thai food and after a while Spaggy told us to form a circle.... many prizes around the ice cubes so it took some time to the next round.
Sir Airhead's circle: hares immediately iced and we voted one of the best this year Sir Airhead asked who paid for the food and then confusion??? .... wellit seems the Queen had to kill some cows from her land but afterwards she grabbed the KING'S VISACARD and the restis HISTORY!!! So thanks KING YAO YAO for the good food !!!
General Kidney Wiper took over and iced Sir Airhead - Drippy yakking and sitting on their lazy ? but Uncle Pervy refused to sit!! probably intoxicated from his own brewed stuff, anyway next every married couple in the circle and the GKW iced all the females well done KILL BILL!!! Time for Sir Chicken F'r suddenly the lights went off and EWOKsurrounded by THAI escort carryingthe BIRTHDAY CAKE for our KINGwith a surprise FIRE act showon the music from Faltmeyer. All the French speaking people on the ice frog language JEJEJE and VOUS VOUS and MERDE MERDE Frenchman PAOLO beats our reigning fat bastard FreeWilly on Kilo's !!!!
Sheikh MEME in the circle and gives his weekly performance and iced and bucketing many individuals such as Beverly Hills Pink Cock and why he wearingalways GAY shirts. Well it was a long good circle BAM BAM sing us the hares song andlater the Hash Hymn. Our sponsor tonight is Jameson's. Kim Fletcherwill provided us delicious food like always thanks buddy.
Next weeks haresare Black Sheep buddies MEME and HELLBOY BAA BEEEEEEEE

On On the one and only
FINI the FAGGOT

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