Well with all expectations, G.I. Joe and Squeeze My Tube, the elephant and the mouse! The A-Site was exceptional, which of course could only be negotiated by Squeeze. The run was a cross between long grass, a little tapioca and a bunch of black top! Now the short cutters monopolized on the black top running next to true trail and they should read this missive in pure disgust in their feeble performance!
To the trail, it was lead out by the German contingent of Bottomless Pit, Hellboy and Stupid C_nt. That lasted till thirty seconds over Buddha Mountain road, where the likes of Cabbage Head, Pussy Snatcher and Sheik Meme took control! Hard going over unsteady ground, while watching the smart arses taking the black top at pace alongside true trail! First check, the black top lovers join the real Hash, you know who you are! So the consensus is that the first part of the run was pretty much shitty! However, for those that persisted, there was some G.I. Joe magic to be had! Everyone suffered the twelve foot drop off, where there was a pile of blood at the bottom from the front runners that succumb to the evil gps directions that the Squeeze could not resist! There was a time when G.I. Joe was the boss, but that is a distant memory now that Squeeze controls the balls and the wallet! Well done Girl, the folks and us are proud of you! The river was sensational and only a few got to see same, due the magnificent shortcuts! Sir Flying Frog was one unexpected that completed the real mans trail, however he came in on the front runners fourth beer! The out performer was Cabbage Head, who is still running from the British military! Back in the circle, I hear Miserable c_nt explaining to Pelvic Thruster the value of Singh beer, and Pelvic commenting “I thought you were a cheap c_nt!”. We are now convinced that after Spaghetti Heads near death experience and losing the use of his major wanking hand, that he has now become ambidextrous, cleaning teeth, wiping and a new girlfriend! Back to the run, that was VV’s personal best, stayed and lead the front runners all the way to the end, which was the best short cutter performance of the day! Dizzy turned up because G.I. Joe is the only American that he almost likes and we have carried his one hundred run shirt to the hash for almost twenty runs, and he likes none of us, but he gets his one hundred run shirt! Usual stuff in the circle, Seaman Stains calls in the hares, says nothing really. Raffle, and Bottomless Pit picks up second and first prize and first prize was two bottles of fine Australian wine and his second prize was four German dvd’s donated by Banglamung police, I think, go figure! Returnees are in and the GM Seaman Stains was astonishing in his conduction of this former boring segment and Really Sadistic Bastard was heard saying “you would rather that, than being deaf”! Lone Wolf and Apples Turnover in for 200 runs, which was pretty cool! So Hellboy, our Joint GM, slanders Miserable C_nt, because MC purchases a 125 bike from the Hellboy, at mates rates and sells the same day at a 50 percent margin and then MC claims that he donated same to charity, being family up river, which got zero support, except from Ball Ringer, who was still mumbling his mantra “good run, good run, good run”. Sheik Meme ices everybody for everything! New dude gets a name and the contention existed due the Joint Grand Master, Hellboy’s, indifference to names like Spooky and Left Bollox and ends up with Dizzy pearl of “Suck Me Up Scotty”. Hellboy’s chant was I love him, I love him, he spends money in my bar! All in all a great day, thanks hares and thanks to all that made an effort for the PH3!
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