Well another great Monday hash day. At least no rain today. We arrived on the bus without incident and signed up. The GM SEAMAN STAINS called the circle and the virgins and their sponsors. Down downs for the new shoes.
The hares MISERABLE CUNT and SUCK ME UP SCOTTY explained the run while BABY and his 2 virgins sat in the bucket for getting beers before the run.
The hares pointed us in the right direction and the run started. It was a good start across a field and onto a road. After passing some stinking pig farms we were up to out ankles in mud. Smelly mud also.
We had to cross a bridge and I can tell you it was no Sydney harbour bridge. We got passed that and entered a small village where some nice young girls had just finished a shower. I wish I had been there 5 minutes earlier as it would have been a great sight. However the girls were surprised to see all these guys running through their village.
Then onto some tracks and other roads. The front runners did a good job in breaking the checks. Then onto some newly made roads and I think I had about 3 inches of mud on my shoes which made it difficult to run. However we got through that and back onto some tracks and we were near the on home. A little bit more running and then the sign we had all been waiting to see, ON HOME.
We ran in and strait to the beer truck. Overall it was a runners run and most of the time a good run.
We were told about the coloured paper in the trees to win the vinegar, sorry I meant the wine.
The circle was called and of course the hares were iced after the run was discussed.
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER and UNCLE PERVY were the unlucky people to find the coloured paper to win the vinegar, sorry the wine.
The aussie red shirts were iced. I thought the red shirts were the people causing all the trouble in Bangkok however our hash red shirts claimed they were from Sydney Australia. I think that KAM, PISS POORER, TEENY WEENY and GORILLA were on leave from Bangkok and planning more trouble.
BABY and his virgins were again put in the bucket for taking beers before the run. We would never think of doing that, would we.
JOHN DUNN and GORILLA were iced as visitors.
The hares were iced again and it was claimed that nobody wanted to go to MISERABLE CUNTS birthday party. Then he claimed he spent 38,000 baht and that BOTTOMLESS PIT drank it all. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT???
The noisy germans were put on the ice for talking in the circle. That might teach them to be quiet in the circle, but i don't think so.
COLONEL CORNHOLE, I CANT REMEMBER and ASSHOLEO had recently been down to the gay beach so they were iced for there sins. I don't think that will stop them and sure they will be back to the same beach soon.
RASPUTIN was the beer police but was seen taking a piss as all the beer was being stolen. Didn't anybody tell him he can't leave the beer truck so he must piss in his pants to protect the beer.
No SAN MIG LIGHT left. What are we going to drink now.
STEPTOE was given a down down for his 50 runs. Well Done.
There were a few more iced and then I was iced for writing in my notes bad things about the GM and RA also other people. As you know us hashers never say bad things about other hashers even if they deserve it.
The circle continued for awhile then MISERABLE CUNT and his co hare were iced for not having a plan to sing a hash song. A great man once said, a bad plan is better than no plan at all. So they should be iced.
The GM SEAMAN STAINS started the hash hymn and the circle was finished.
We then got a beer from the well used beer truck and headed for the bus.
Some people were off to the TITTY TWISTER for some good food and drinks thanks to HELLBOY.
Another great Monday Hash run.
ON ON
BUTCH CASSIDY