Total Hashers This Week - 96

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by No More Cum

Here follows just another tale of the Monday hash in Pattaya. If you read this and are not a hasher, don't expect it to make the slightest bit of sense!

A casual conversation with Sir Chicken Fucker about whether Master Bates is gay or not resulted in a statement that he had not yet caught him wanking. I don't know what this proves, but it brought suggestions from the floor that another name change might be appropriate - maybe Choke a Chicken.

Hellboy had done something really bad on the run according to Miserable Cunt. MC promised to keep it quiet so long as Hellboy kept stumm in return. That plan backfired straight away when Hellboy iced MC anyway and explained to us that becoming the new raffle master had not done anything to improve MC's reliability. He not only forgot the raffle prizes, but even left the tickets at home. Bottomless Pit was the savior once again.

Apparently Mudcracker, a keen front runner, is not so keen on letting the pack know when they are on a FT. This is so that he can get to the front, while the rest are wasting time. Shame on you!

I heard a story about Scar and a danish bloke nearly coming to blows the night before. The report had it that this took place in the Throb and Splash bar in Boystown and was a result of them both falling for the same dancer.

Does anyone fancy a game of snooker with Jimmy White? Rumor has it that Captain Cornhole does and even thinks that he will win. The general consensus is that CC is shit at everything and doesn't have a hope in hell!

So Seaman Swallow is now a grandma and a very charming one at that. She has however got it wrong if she thinks I'm soon to join her as a grandparent - my daughter has got more sense than that (she better have).

With a first prize of 1000 baht in the raffle, Scar was tempted to shell out 500 baht on tickets. He missed the big one, but won a second prize of 350 baht.

With Sir Airhead chastising Seaman Stains for kicking a dog, Scar thought he would sit in the ice-confessional himself and unburden himself of a similar sin down in Phuket.

We also heard a tale of Rasputin and a flying rugby tackle on a waitress in the TQ, while Fini was reunited with his favourite pink plastic mug again.

GM Stains welcomed back Wet Spot among others. As a US firefighter he has the responsible task of burning huge stocks of seized marijuana. I'm thinking of transferring out there for some of that! Lone Wolf was another returnee. He has been touring around with other bad boys from the Gay Jesters on their Harley's, dressed in tight black leather gear.

Bullshit Benny couldn't make his mind up whether to stay on the ice or not and ended up in the bucket twice as a result of his indecision.

We also heard that old story of Miserable Cunt getting pissed out of his brain and losing all his possessions. Will he ever learn? I guess not!

Sir Chicken Fucker alerted us to the fact that the hares had taken teamwork to the extreme and actually slept together before laying paper. This was borne out by the fact that ANFI was now suffering from a sore arse, inflicted by Fini.


Mudcracker and Scar took turns icing each other as Norwegians do, all over a girl. The rest of us just looked on bemused.

As the hares didn't have a song to sing, it was down to SCF to offer a confused rendition from the Blues Brothers and remind us that he sometimes loses the plot.

I was among a happy band of hashers who went to Classroom 2 afterwardsand would like to thank them for their hospitality.

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