Well after a couple of hectic days over festive weekend it's Monday again and things back to normal as we all jump aboard the faithful old bus, and head off up Phoenix golf road, arrive at A site (well after about a 1km hike, some of the walkers not done runs this long before) good turn out for this Xmas run as usual. Hares COLONEL CORNHOLE and RASPUTIN explains basics about Xmas paper and checks, I was amazed when EMPEROR AIRHEAD asks if you get a prize if you bring it back (as if he was about to head off front running). Well off we go and only seconds into the run SCARLET and others find quick sand, after this the run pans out quite well with some good checks and a good trail, plenty of shortcuts and confusion over paper means pack comes back pretty well together so not a bad run.
Back at the A site there is the sweet smell of mulled wine in the air which I think may lead to trouble later as EMPEROR AIRHEAD and GI JOE begin to drink it like black current juice. NO MORE CUM however drinks his wine cooler, most regard this as a lady drink but he says it shows he is confident with his sexuality? Recent stories however suggest he is becoming too confident and will end up like an Aussie batsman and get caught from behind.
Circle called and drunken santa (mulled wine taking effect)hands out gifts to the ladies including the well dressed TIT SISTERS (TORPEDO and TEQUILA) also in festive dress was PISSED POLE DANCER. Hares hand out gifts for children including REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD. On in the lovely SEAMAN SWALLOW who immediately shows her ice power and ices HELLBOY, NO MORE CUM, and MC for suggesting she had lost her knickers and also puts STEPTOE in the bucket for talking.
Raffle done and circle moves on as GM SEAMAN STAINS is first given a black hat by PISSED POLE DANCER to make him appear taller in circle. He is then presented with a stunning carving plaque by EMPEROR AIRHEAD for a job well done for GM of 2010.
HELLBOY in control then ices greedy ones ANAL BREADFRUIT and MC for taking 3 beers for bus and eating lots of hotdog's at TQ. FLIPPER, CHICKEN NUGGET on ice for running BBQ stall unpaid, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER then iced for slave labour as it becomes obvious his burger fortunes are up there with Mcdonalds. Myself (KNOB MARLEY) and MC iced after completely false allegations of showing our affections to a katoey at the Thistle bar (as if I would, although at Xmas you should show good will to ALL men).
SAME SAME given 50 run mug and grabs it with her now famous fist, (personal joke, see MC or NO MORE CUM for details).
CHICKEN FUCKER on in with various xmas tales about APPLES TURNOVER and there banquet. MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS I AM GAY (funny cause most think your just an idiot) is iced as a leaver. Circle ends with probably the most bizarre version of twelve days ever heard, that mulled wine really kicking in now, so it was hash hymn and off to TQ 2 for pizza many thanks and another hash Xmas comes to an end.
HASHEY NEW YEAR TO ALL.
ON ON
KNOB MARLEY