Hashy new year!
Monday again and that means out from the asphalt-jungle again.
Two very experienced hashers are hares today : Ball ringer and Bell-End.
They found a nice and quiet A-site not too far from town.
The hares tell us about the run, and then off we went into the forest.
They even made a walking-trail for the lazy bastards as well. It looks like Ball ringer and wife had a full time job the last 8-10 months to organize this running and walking trail.
First one on in from the walking-trail was Miserable Cunt, he admits he tried to shortcut from the running trail, but then he ended up on the walkers-trail.
Other short cutters were German Shepherd, Scar W/2 T's and Mud Cracker. They ran together and somehow they ran the trail twice, cause theymissed their attempt to shortcut.
GM Sir Stains called the circle and he ice the hares. Most hashers screamed for skin, skin, to Bell-end, and she didn't disappoint anyone.
Almost everyone agrees it was a good run, exceptthat the hares marked every single grass out there and murdered 2 Million threes.
Raffle time; 3rd. prize won by Free Willy (cheap tea-cup set)
Scar and Oman won 2nd, and then FW won 1st prize as well (Jameson's Whiskey)which he received from the bucket.
Emperor Airhead have the circle and ices the Beer-Police cause they are Aussie's, Lone Wolf joins them after he said they were good Aussie's.
Oman and Icy Davidson iced cause they look like Laurel and Hardy.
Ices MC for not singing, he forgot the lyrics(Alzheimer light cause of drinking).
GM puts Arse-holeo, ET and Pissed Pole Dancer on ice cause they on the ground in the circle.
Returnees in for a down down, then Scar complain to GM he wasn't called in as a returnee, then GM let him share the bucket with Arse-holeo.
One virgin sponsored by Doesn't touch the sides, nobody could understand one word of his Norwenglishfarsi.
ET lying leaver again, or maybe he travel back to Burma this time (hopefully). We all know he is very busy with his Hair-dresser/Beauty-Saloon in Rangoon.
Colonel Cornhole (me) 5 hared runs hat.
New name by GM: Charlie Holland to Salty Sailor.
Laurel and Hardy on ice again cause they were the lost ones on the trail.
SCF puts the leavers on ice (Belgian Gay 4some)
Oman on ice again cause SCF saw him order and eat 11 burgers and 5 sausages. Bottomless Pit get iced for renting a housewhich his closest neighbour has a turkey-farm, that was the reason he moved out from his last place.
Black Hole get iced for sending her "man" (Doesn't Touch The Sides) out in space every night.
It looks like SCF is still on strike, so Barnacle Bollox told a funny joke and then sang a really good song for the hares while they had to sit on ice during the song. ET enjoyed the bucket.
GM 2010 Sir Stains couldn't disappoint Scar more by "forget" to give him the circle. Hopefully for Scar he will get 5 extra minutes next week.
Another excellent monday run was over.
Thanks to the hares for a good day,
and the 15 hashers in the happy hour at Secret's.
I hate to love you all, sorry! I mean I love to hate you all.
On On
Colonel Cornhole