On the beach again! What a great A-site on the water’s edge near Nong Nooch Gardens. The usual culprits there early to secure their temporary piece of snow free turf, with the Norway contingent again winning the battle for supremacy!
The run in such a small area was a very brave undertaking by the hares and they knew that their effort would need to be doubled, to fix what was a disastrous attempt in this very same area in 2010, where only three runners, Robbing Bastard, Mrs. Head and Sheik Meme completed the entire wet muddy trail! The hares on this occasion showed that with a record number of false trails, they can establish a decent 45 minute run and prove the Miserable Cnt people of this world, wrong!
Yours truly was bucketed before the run for having a birthday and the PH3 provided a wonderful gift, of a free run, provided that I scribe this week, which I do now without enthusiasm!
The Black sheep had a gourmet picnic after the run with a special guest appearance by the monstrous / fat, Katoy Anal Masturbator and he brings his play thing, to what is effectively “secret men's business”! Nonetheless, the wine, cheese and meats were selected by Skippy, formally Captain Kangaroo, formally nothing really!
At the time the GM called the circle, he had no idea what was heading his way! The infamous Seaman Swallow was to begin an avalanche of retribution and revenge that would shake empires!
Smiling Brown Spider was the first to go, being the evenings Beer Police and engaging in social drinking in the circle having abdicated his post.
Seaman Swallow takes the circle and IMMEDIATELY puts the GM in the bucket and Miserable Cnt on the ice, in an obvious diversion from the raffle draw, to settle some internal issues. Seaman Swallow berated the two ice riders that made even Seaman Stains cringe with memories of such passionate hatred! Seaman Swallow allowed them to leave and realizing she had missed some detail, had them back on the ice and in the bucket within minutes and showed zero respect for that massive authority that sat before her, seething!
The raffle over and GM immediately ices Seaman Swallow in a mission of revenge that would only heap more dramas on the GM’s agenda, when the defence for Seaman Swallow enters the arena in the form of Emperor Airhead. Hellboys authority as the GM and the “GM is always right” was challenged with suggestions that littering was not a grand masters birth right and that the GM should not abuse the great authority that he possesses. The German hippy in Bottomless Pit was a co-conspirator against the GM and confirming certain former allegations that would lead some to assume the guilt of the GM.
Humbled, but not down, the GM defended his position by icing Emperor Airhead and Bottomless Pit in an extraordinary show of self defence that the gathered masses took pity on the GM position. This was particularly evident when Hellboy referred to Airhead as the grand master, and at that point we knew that Hellboy had in fact lost his mind! Stupid Kraut Cnt was brought in as an interpreter for Airhead, which caused more confusion that it was worth, due Kai’s inebriated state, that didn’t just happen!
The GM was particular about nailing the hares for warm down downs and required cold ones, and “LET THAT BE A LESSON TO FUTURE HARES”
Meanwhile, Skippy and KAM, dressed like gay pilots, which Skippy happens to be in real life, were disrupting the circle with rude comments and slurs that were not understood and were iced accordingly. As a matter for the record, Skippy was spotted in the bucket on several occasions having claimed that he was a “romance tourist”. While on the subject, Miserable Cnt was iced with Scar With 2 T’s for ending up at the Linda bar and MC dumping Bruce for Squeeze My Tubes Sister/Brother.
Meme established that Seaman Stains completed reading “You can be the man of your house” and that that may have set Swallow on this rampage of destruction for male authority!
The self-confessed “romance tourist‘’ was in the bucket for romancing an innocent lass in the toilet of Titty Twister! It was established that guilt riddled Skippy’s world, and he paid the bar fine a week later.
The Norwegian Airhead, was named Helium Head for the PH3, as not to be confused with another significant individual.
Chicken Fucker subsequently has Helium Head and Special Price explain their offshore drilling campaign in the waters outside the a-site! Chicken also revealed that he will be delivering Queen Stella to her door, while the king is on assignment!
Can you imagine Miserable Cnt leading the Hash Hymn? I have never seen him even do it and can only suggest it would resemble a cross between an ape and a spastic! Well, you will just have to imagine, as he won’t be getting that job again, not when there are woman and children around!
The hare song was conducted by the village idiots in Arseholio, Scar W2T’s, Skippy and KAM and was bloody atrocious!
Great day, great people!
OnOn
Sheik Meme