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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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The bus arrived at a nice A-site. The sign-ups and the social hellos came next. Before long the hares were telling us about the run. The run was very well set up. It only took a few checks in the woods until I didn’t know the direction of the A-site. The trail had a lot of cover and a fair amount of smelly water. I made it to the A-site at the hour mark. I got water and looked around. The usual groups were sitting around talking. The cracks were having their 25 weed buffet. I have to find something interesting to write about but what. I always have this problem when I’m the scribe. There’s something Stinky Sloppy Seconds and Sir Arse Hopper in a shoving match. The GM. handled this by sitting SSS in the bucket and sitting on him. Good job Hellboy! I can see where that over 100Kg's helps. The GM calls the circle and of course the first thing to do is ice the hares. He holds out a red cap of a paint can that was found at a FT. They denied it was theirs and the GM let them off. Seaman Swallow handles the raffle. It never takes her much time to get people on the ice. After the raffle Sir Frog takes the circle and ices a few of the hashers that sat on the ice without doing skin. That was two guests Armpit and No Leaks. Armpit did drop his but No Leaks didn’t. I wouldn’t either if I was wearing ladies underwear. Sir Frog put Horse in the bucket for calling him a dickhead. After a long time in the bucket SF told him “you say my name and you can get out”. No one ever said Horse was smart so once more dickhead a little later it was Fat Pat. Horse finally gave the right answer and got out of the bucket. Next SF put a visitor lady on the ice and Fini. What they had in common was they were both from Belgium. FF tells a story of how Armpit took care of him and Miserable C. when they were in AC. The end of the story was Armpit left them stranded. Next he gets General Kidney Wiper, Free Willy and Pussy Snatcher for sending him too many emails about the sitting in the circle. The circle goes back to the GM. Colonel Cornhole is iced for having a black eye. He claimed his “wife” hit him for coming home late. It is found out later a Katoy hit him with a purse. Pussy Snatcher iced for short cutting because he followed the GM. I don’t know Pussy Snatcher has all the latest equipment on. A GPS watch a heart monitor high tech shoes and still short cuts. What are you going to do when you get older? Next he gets Really Sadistic Bastard and Scotty on the ice. The GM ran into them at 3:00AM drinking at a cheap Charlie bar. RSB said the beer is 29 Baht where else would we be. Sir Stains takes the circle and ices Armpit. Armpit has a room in Boys Town and he makes public display of himself in the streets. His answer is when you got to go you go. Sir Stains sings a song. GM takes the circle and ices Dog Licks Its Dick and his daughter. The daughter gets a hash name Scrappy Doo. Next he ices F_ _ _ the Truth and Fini. FtT is the only one in the circle with an umbrella and Fini just because he’s also gay. Fini takes the circle and ices the cracks for sitting. He then ices the Sirs also for sitting. On ice Hellboy, Pussy Snatcher and Lone Wolf one more time about the sitting in the circle. I hope this is over soon. Teeny Weeny comes in and tells a joke. I didn’t hear any laughing. Sorry if I missed a few things or got them out of order. After a few beers it’s hard to make notes or even read them the next day. Hash Hymn and time to go home. On On GI Joe
