Ladies and Gentlemen,
Today's scribe is a gm scribe... You all know I am German, so please forgive me if there are any grammar mistakes.
Before I start with the original run report I have to make an announcement:-
Last week I announced that it's now allowed to sit in the Monday circle. the decision was made after a Wednesday monthly meeting vote. but on that Wednesday there weren't many people, so I cancel that vote. Next Monday we all have to stand up again and your not allowed to sit down (unless you have 500 runs or permission).
The vote on the sitting circle will be done again on the Aussie run, that means at the sign up everybody will get a slip of paper and we will have a secret vote about sitting down or leave it like it is ... standing .... if u not in town and u have more than 100 runs u can also vote via email deadline monday 8am, before the Aussie run. Please send your vote to hellboyph3@yahoo.de. What ever happens to the vote at the Aussie run, that decision will be the rule and cannot be changed, I want no complaints or nasty emails after the Aussie run.... everybody can vote...
Ok... today's run was a nice run in a flat area, we were passing a rubbish hole and the smell was so awful that I nearly puked, but over all well papered and good to run....
The circle starts and we voted on a new name for Phil Brennan... his new hash name is now is Cock In Robin... Double hash shit was given to Gangreen and Colonel Cornhole for losing the PH3 camera on another hash, we will be talking about this also on the next monthly meeting.... The bad RA Sir Frog iced the hares and also agreed that it was a good run..... Cabbage Head then entertained us with some good songs.
Free Willy has a new friend in Sir Spaghetti Head, and we all agreed that they looked like Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.....
Sir Stains took the circle and entertained us with a wanking song... I still not understood why he came out of the closet and advertised himself as a wanker...... G.I. Joe iced me for beating up Free Willy, I think I should be hash hero..... Tampax got iced because he got stung by a bee in his eye, but it looked more like Clit Face was hiding behind a tree and beat him up.....
50 run anniversary for Torpedo Tits..... Colonel Cornhole got iced for being the best husband ever (by the way who is his wife.... Same Same not want to marry him)
I think all important items got written down... it's 2am now and I am pissed after getting drunk at the happy hour with good friends in my bar.
ON On
Hellboy