Loads of things seem to have been going off just lately and the biggest change is that we will be able to sit tonight. Only problem is that the hares have chosen to do the run from the same A-site that was used last week!
After walking the streets for miles, well I actually bought me dress in Carrefour, I was ready to go. Arrived in good time at the A-site and got settled in.
As per usual no one wanted to scribe so I stuck my hand up. The GM welcomed the virgins, was one pregnant or was it my imagination!!
The hares told us about the run and off we went, we had a great runners run set by the girls, we also avoided any of the previous weeks run, well done, the outfits were great by the way. Had a wash down as someone told me I smelt like a Nagasaki sewer cleaners flip flop, job done I duly took my seat in the circle as I was knackered, being told I was an old bastard didn’t ease my tiredness but I guess that’s what you get for putting a bit of effort in!
Usual business is sorted out and its down to the serious judging of who is in the best dressed Tart, sorry male dressed as a woman, Colonel Cornhole I think wins hands down, not that he looked like a Tart, he put some effort in. The hares won as best dressed boys, nobody else bothered!
It was at this point that I was sick of the jibes directed towards those who were sitting (Was it only in fun) well I don’t need it, I pay my money and take my choice. I am grateful to PH3 for getting my interest in Hashing thank you.
PS By the way the main Protagonist left the circle the same time I did, and no he didn’t do the run either.
Cabbage Knievel.