Another day in paradise, Monday, means running with our famous Pattaya Hash House Harries. A friend of mine, the Belgian fireman YOUNG MERCURY, came along for a good work out.
Arrival at the A-site, looked familiar, cause I pass there almost every day with my mountain bike, nice trails over there so that’s promising. A lot of people already there, nervous prick the GM HELLBOY, running around from car to car. Our famous brew master BOTTOMLESS PIT doing his usual slave labor to make us happy and give us cold drinks after the run, thanks bro! And of course SPAGHETTI HEAD always the first, heard he arrived 1 pm already??
Everybody paid. Circle formed by our GM, talking about the pass away from a friend of mine ROSIE. May he rest in peace. Hares today the Don SIR DOG, SLOPPY, THE CORPSE, explain us about the run and off we went.
THE RUN:
Very good run, nice sandy trails, some tapioca, no hills this time and one tricky trail that brought us in a very big loop passing a little river that we passed before on the other side without noticing any paper, well done hares, you had us good there, haha. . I was happy that GI JOE got his voice back and kept us on the right trail. First runners back in 55 min
THE CIRCLE;
Circle called by our GM HB, first Hares on ice, all voted a good run even the lazy bastards who didn’t run at all, BAM BAM??? And an excellent run voted by slim LONE WOLF.
Raffle time: 3rd prize a t-shirt went to CABBAGE FLAPS, 2nd Prize a bottle of Malibu went to SQUEEZE MY TUBE, 1st prize a bottle of Jack Daniel's went to ZEAL ZUCKER.
GM HB iced ARSE HOPPER and SLOPPY arguing something about who had the bigger tits between their gf’s??
EMPEROR TIME: First on the ice, the Hares, EMPEROR AIRHEAD told us about different tribes we have on the hash, Norwegian, Aussie, English etc…we learned a lot….the Norwegian hares were also 180 years old together.
MC on the ice for falling in love and see his Uganda’s girlfriend taking away by the police for working in prostitution without work permit, and transferred by cattle boat back to the land of no rain, so sad, now he had find his soul mate.
LONE WOLF, BAM BAM, LORD CF, SCOTTY, iced for being real man in a dress next week on Betty Boop’s Run. ICY DAVIDSON iced for wearing sunglasses even there was no sun, weird people those Americans.
Returnees, virgins and all people over 100 kg on the ice, lucky I am not in this category no more, haha. BOTTOMLESS PIT tried to escape but his TWEETY told us that he is 100 kg, with his shoes on, so on the ice he went.
SCOTTY on the ice for leaving HB and another friend behind at 5 am in the morning somewhere on the dark side.
LORD C.F.TIME:
MASTERBATES on the ice for watching his dad last weekend doing his thing with a new bar gf, LCF asked what he was wondering about, MB said, why it took only 2 minutes???
Our lady boy Amy on the ice, LCF was wondering, he/she has 2 kids, how he/she did that? How do we call her/him? So he/she gets a new name SCAR WITH TWO B’s.
FROG’S TIME:
MC and YOUNG MERCURY both on the ice for liking black girls. VV on the ice for buying out all the promotions in Carrefour, Carrefour is finish the end of the month and change name to Big C Extra, the word goes around he uses GI JOE’s home to hamster all the promotion stuff???
Hash Hymn by Bam Bam, hats off, pots on the floor and swing low….
Another good day on the Monday Hash, thanks to all the people who do a lot keeping the hash going on on.
SIR FROG