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PH3 Run 1420

Monday, 23 May 2011

Hares: Colonel Cornhole, Missing Link (RIP), Same Same
Scribe: Sir MC
Runners: 67

Total Hashers This Week - 67

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Hashers Present Last Week - 49
Anunporn Duangsri (7), Billion Sucker (145), Black Hole (49), Cabbage Queen (196), Colonel Cornhole (103), Crazy Pussy (7), Crocodile (67), Doesn't Touch The Sides (98), Emperor Airhead (1136), Empty Sperm Bank (157), Fingerless (30), Fuckalao (RIP) (106), G.I. Joe (360), General Kidney Wiper (564), Hellboy (RIP) (203), Horse (42), Ice Cream (44), Icy Davidson (124), King Yao Yao (RIP) (824), Lady Flipper (464), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1003), Lord Lucan (RIP) (262), Lump (19), Master Bates (561), Midnight Star (426), Missing Link (RIP) (131), Mr. Toilet Seat (2), Mrs. Head (456), Odd Job (305), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (195), Pussy Snatcher (62), Same Same (70), Sgt Lone Wolf (225), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (544), Sir Arse-A-Holic (434), Sir Bottomless Pit (423), Sir Dog (537), Sir Free Willy (488), Sir Frog (626), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (432), Sir Spaghetti Head (607), Sir Velcro Dick (237), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (256), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (186), The Corpse (RIP) (41), The Mummy (41), Tiny Anal Torpedo (47), Torpedo Tits (49), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (448)
Returners - 15
Bangka Blower (134), Bin Tin Tin (192), Cabbage Flaps (121), Cabbage Head (128), Cabbage Knievel (119), Ferry Queen (31), Im Lao (3), Jackal (89), Lady Squeeze My Tube (180), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (21), Psychodelic (51), Queen Stella (383), Sir MC (451), Sweetie (133), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (74)
Visitors - 3
Fairy Snow (2), Fuggles (2), Supaporn Singporn (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
Colonel Cornhole Was Congratulated For 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Missing Link (RIP) Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Same Same Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Heifer Dust (26 May)
Miss Use Me (26 May)
Bob-A-Gob (24 May)
Cupcake (23 May)
Mamasans Big Boy (23 May)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Colonel Cornhole
10 Hared Runs
Missing Link (RIP)
5 Hared Runs
Same Same
5 Hared Runs

Scribe Report by Sir MC

After much debate I decided to go on the run thinking to myself this is a Cornhole run a scary thought, so I went on the bus for the first time in years now being a poor person only 22 hashers plus myself boarded which was pleasant as we had lots of room and a nice airy drive up the new motorway to the a-site, a huge dug out area with only Free Willy parked with his clothes shop on full display but this was not the a-site it wasup on the hill above so all the bus people walked up the hill listening to Spag Heads moaning and groaning, but when we eventually arrived at thea-site we where pleasantly surprised what a great spot you could see the islands and Pattaya and for miles around,we could not understand why Free Willy was still at the bottom of the hill telling people you cannot drive up the hill very strange as the bus even made it up thegentle slope. With Spag Head moaning at the top of the hill and Free Willy whining at the bottom I am sure they are brothers ..I saw Chicken Fucker and the Nugget arrive at the base of the hill and stop so being the nice person I am occasionally I phoned him to let him know it was ok to drive up, but being the plonker he is he decides to walk up then realizes his mistake walks all the way back to retrieve his car with all the burgers and sausages.
Time for the first circle and the well fed Hellboy calls for new shoe and it has only taken him three weeks to notice I bought some, I felt like a chang anyway. Who is going back to TQ 2 Hellboy shouts, five people put their hands up which was strange as I counted twenty hashers there later. So the hares Missing Link, Colonel Cornhead and Same Same sent us on our way, I did not get too far as my knee was hurting, so I watched the hashers from the hill. I knew where they where going as weobserved most of the paper from the bus. As I came in on my very short cut with a big ugandan bum in front of me I noticed Arse Hopper arrive in his pick up and Fuckalao climbed in for a lift up the hill now that's a real short cutter. Any way back at the circle while having a shower by the bus I heard shouting in a foreign language lookedover and saw Jackal on the phone but then I thought that's no phone it was a can of beer he was shouting at now I know who his friend is.. While looking around for things to write I noticed Lord Chicken Fucker standing with Masterbates who are starting to look like laurel and hardy. Ferry Queen while still trying to chat the women up, the ones that don't beat him up,takes off his shirt and looks like a ghost, some people just do not tan. The Cabbage family busy with there picnic Yorkshire style.
Second circle is called, main raffle prize goes to Cabbage Head, thenEmperor Airhead does his bit in the circle while Hellboy asks me have I any stories for his bit in the circle I had a couple but this did not stop him icing me seven times. The run was a great successaccording to all hashers even though Missing Link let it slip that they did not find the a-site it was from another run, any more I cannot remember as I was living on the ice.

ON ON
MC

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