Arrived at the A-site and spent some time talking to Seagull Shit about his recent visit to Laos. Our GM Hellboy calls the circle. No new shoes or virgins. the happy hour was supposed to be at TQ2 but as no one was interested, it was cancelled. Is the happy hour becoming a thing of the past? Hares on in to tell us about the run. the hares this week, Sir Dog and The Corpse. This is Sir Dogs favourite hashing area as he hares most of his runs here. This time he got permission from the owner of the land so we had no problems. the last time we were here, we were asked to leave at the point of a shotgun and only the diplomacy of Seaman Swallow avoided a disaster. It was the usual white paper and red checks and FTs and so off went the pack. I'm recovering from about of dengue fever so I decided not to run and guard the beer truck instead and have a few beers, strictly for medicinal purposes!
The runners and walkers came in, in dribs and drabs with everyone in after about an hour. No Lord CF here today so no burgers or hot dogs. The GM calls the circle. Sir Spag comments that 'we don't need any beer police as Meme isn't here' now why would he say a thing like that? The GM ices the hares and it is decided that it was a good run but that some old paper caused confusion. As we had none of our usual RAs, the GM invited hashers into the circle to entertain us with mixed results.
Horse ices all the Poms, Tampax, Wendy and Absolutely Fucking Clueless, alleging that they whinge all the time and never wash. The GM ices Pig Pusher Swine Stabber and tells a story from Burapa bike week. PPSS goes to the meeting and gets drunk. He then gets a moto taxi to the Titty Twister for more drink. when it's time to go home, he can't find his bike and asks Hellboy to phone the police to report it stolen. He also received his 200th run shirt. Neville's girlfriend is named 'I don't like Neville'. Free Willy knighted by Sir Dog. Tampax put in the bucket for not taking the circle. All the Americans, GI Joe, ET, Sir Spag and Seagull Shit, the first three are diehard Republicans and hate niggers, Seagull Shit has been banned from voting. GI Joe ices ET. he is an ex school principal but he is still a pervert.
Tampax who is still in the bucket is serenaded with the wanker's song by yours truly and hefinally ices the GM and GI Joe for being mean to him. BP ices Piss Poorer and Gi Joe. PP opens an attachment on an email about penis enlargement and gets a virus that fucks up his computer. Absolutely fucking Clueless ices the Aussies claiming they don't wash either. Piss Poorer tells a couple of bad jokes and is iced for his trouble. Then the rain starts and it is time for the Hash Hymn. See you next week.
ON-On,
Stains.