Spags military march! A typical Monday hash is nice and easy, but not this day! In’s and outs, hills, heat and the knowing that Spaghetti Head is retired and a sadist and has nothing to do and all day to do it! The run was explained in military fashion with an emphasis on CHECKS, BACK CHECKS and RR, What was RR? (runners run apparently), so trail was everywhere, we had walkers trail, which was supposed to be three kilometres and Chicken Fucker commented “If that was three kilometres, I have a two foot dick!”. The Runners Run, which was effectively a one kilometre extra loop around the top of the mountain, and it was Gi Joe and Lone Wolf who did Spags “runners run” and Lone Wolf was particular to tell everyone twenty five times that it was he and Joe who done the extra, even embellishing the story to include that he went to protect Gi Joe, in case he tripped and “it was so cold up there!”.
Hellboy, on his campaign of fitness, announced to several close associates that he was determined to complete the entire run, which, in hindsight, the entire run was so difficult, that those same close friends may have been visiting him in hospital today! Needless to say, a tough run. Oh, and the cranky wasp’s, major detour if you wanted to miss them!
We have not mentioned the other hare in Crack My Coccyx, who would have been responsible for putting up with Spag torture for the weeks leading up to the run! He would have been taught haring with military precision, in contrast to his first hare not so long back, with Free Willy, where he would have only learnt about bribery and corruption!
Tadpole was back on trail, interrupting her study world and she assured everyone who would listen, that she will be back as a regular hasher, after a three year absence, this coming January, when university is complete. Woo Hoo!
The Scandihooligans were represented by Super Virgin and Katoy Magnet and they donated some great shirts and stuff from Norway, which complemented the telephone which was won by Apple.
America has Obama Care and we have Karamba care and it is taking off! Even Dirty Harry has coffee enemas for sale now and is changing the name of the business from Harrys Pit Stop to “Harrys Shit Stop!” It must be working for him as the scribe noticed his lovely lady jerking him off while Hellboy was boring us with returners, visitors, awards etc!
Noteworthy was Sir Dog 550 runs and Pig Pusher Swine Stabber, 200 run mug and Squeeze My Tube got something, which could only be significant, but I was distracted with Dirty Harry being Jerked off by his old lady!
By the way, our Brewmaster, Bottomless Pit is the best on earth. (funny, I don’t remember writing that!)
There was much contention and the subject of humorous debate, that the visiting Burl Ives was accusing Seaman Stains of stealing! It is no surprise that Seaman Stains is, at a minimum, capable of stealing, however the subject was a Guinness hat, allegedly loaned to Seaman Stains on St Patricks day almost two years ago! In true style, deny, deny, deny was the defence adopted, only to capitulate and declare “you gave it to me!”
Arse-holeo has another child on his payroll and the previous name was “I Hate Neville” and was considered by the Grand Master as a mistake, because this same girl cried on Hellboy’s shoulder for an hour and promised to swallow, so GM used his self imposed power, and a week later changed her name to “Neville Again”. Very cleaver I thought!
Miserable Cnt helped make the day pleasant, by not being there! He was ill from the previous days debauchery. He really is a miserable cnt! He walked into the TQ at midnight, smashed, demanded a beer, drank half, sat with his back to the bar, in the middle, and fell asleep! For two bloody hours! He was so bloated, huge stomach, dribbling and talking in his sleep! People were taking photos! People coming in off the street to look! So the pig wakes up at 2am, pissed out of his mind and says, ”Buy me a fkn beer!” That miserable cnt!
And there it was! Nothing else to report…………………………..
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Sheik Meme