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PH3 Run 1436

Monday, 12 Sep 2011

Hares: Seaman Swallow, Sir Stains
Scribe: Hellboy (RIP)
Runners: 49

Total Hashers This Week - 49

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Hashers Present Last Week - 35
Ball Ringer (330), Bangka Blower (145), Bell End (194), Black Hole (54), Cabbage Head (134), Cabbage Patch (RIP) (33), Cabbage Princess (46), Cabbage Queen (212), Clit Face (538), Doesn't Touch The Sides (103), G.I. Joe (374), Gangreen (71), Hellboy (RIP) (218), King Yao Yao (RIP) (837), Lady Bow Wow (411), Lady Flipper (478), Lady Gaga (8), Lady Squeeze My Tube (196), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1013), Master Bates (571), Mrs. Head (472), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (205), Prawn Princess (101), Seaman Swallow (321), Sir Arse-A-Holic (450), Sir Dog (553), Sir Free Willy (504), Sir Frog (638), Sir MC (462), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (448), Sir Spaghetti Head (621), Sir Stains (545), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (270), Snoopy (325), Sweetie (148)
Returners - 13
Apple Cider (27), Apple Sauce (84), Apple Tree (104), Emperor Airhead (1144), Empty Sperm Bank (161), Foxy Cleopatra (18), Professor Pinky (57), Scrumpy (214), Sir Bottomless Pit (436), Smelly Bastard (33), Steptoe (73), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (76), Turd Burglar (121)
Visitors - 1
Butt Plug (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Sir Velcro Dick (14 Sep)
Sir Stains (15 Sep)
Midnight Star (18 Sep)
Crapper (17 Sep)
Snake Snack (17 Sep)
Snake Bite (14 Sep)
Lady Drunk (13 Sep)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Scribe Report by Hellboy (RIP)

This weeks scribe starts last Thursday at the monthly meeting ..... After we had a look at the hareline we ask our hare raiser why we cannot have any hares, he replied that he gives all his energy in that job, but nobody wants to sign up as a hare. I answered him that he is useless and lazy and that it will take me about one hour and maybe 20 phone calls to fill up the full hareline which means 10 weeks. He said that this is impossible. Clit Face said .... Hellboy if u can do that I take away your hash shit and will give it to that useless hare raiser Miserable Cunt. Ok to be honest, it took me about 20 minutes and 12 phone calls, and the hareline was full.

The first circle starts and Clit Face ice that useless Miserable Cunt and gave him double hash shit because he is miserable and useless.
Seaman Stains and Seaman Swallow informed us about the run, and the run starts. My good friend Bottomless Pit and myself did our own short run, and I cannot tell much about the normal run, but the majority said it was a good run.
The second circle starts, and our beloved Emperor Airhead iced that miserable person again to tell him how useless and miserable he is. Pig Pusher Swine Stabbers girlfriend got named Lady Gaga.
Our visitor from Beirut doesn't like jews, and it was a pleasure to introduce him to our Sir Free Willy and ice them together.
His revenge was a game which I lost and I had to sit on Free Willy's back and he wants me to drink filtered beer through one of Willy's socks, I told him that I not want get sick and I used my own sock to filter the beer. Seaman Stains replied afterwards that he would drink beer through willy's socks, so I iced him and our guest from Beirut to serve them beer with Free Willy flavour, look the photos for better understanding.
Lord Chicken Fucker took the circle for his usual entertainment and after Sir Stains sang the hares song, a great circle end.

On On
Hellboy

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