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PH3 Run 1438

Monday, 26 Sep 2011

Hares: Lady Gaga, Pig Pusher Swine Stabber, V.V.
Scribe: Sir Arse Hopper (RIP)
Runners: 75

Total Hashers This Week - 75

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Hashers Present Last Week - 37
Ball Ringer (332), Cabbage Queen (214), Clit Face (540), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (132), Dame Liberace (RIP) (68), Emperor Airhead (1146), Empty Sperm Bank (163), Ewok (478), Extra Testicle (248), G.I. Joe (376), Gangreen (73), Hellboy (RIP) (220), Ken Clowsley (2), Lady Flipper (480), Lady Gaga (10), Lady Squeeze My Tube (198), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1015), Master Bates (573), Midnight Star (440), Mrs. Head (474), Odd Job (308), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (207), Shit Through A Duck (93), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (558), Sir Arse-A-Holic (452), Sir Dog (555), Sir Free Willy (506), Sir Frog (640), Sir MC (464), Sir Spaghetti Head (623), Steptoe (75), Sweetie (150), Tiny Anal Torpedo (49), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (78), Turd Burglar (123), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (455), Up The Butt (152)
Returners - 26
Bin Tin Tin (197), Black Hole (55), Cabbage Flaps (127), Cabbage Knievel (125), Cabbage Princess (47), Deep Throat (21), Doesn't Touch The Sides (104), Fuck The Truth (302), Invisible Man (62), Lady Bow Wow (412), Missing Link (RIP) (133), Pissed As A Rat (5), Prawn Princess (102), Pussy Fucker (36), Rabbit Shooter (33), Robbing Bastard (80), Sauce For The Goose (2), Sir Bottomless Pit (437), Sir Velcro Dick (243), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (271), Snoopy (326), Soggy Biscuit (3), Tampax (296), Torpedo Tits (54), V.V. (552), Wee Moaning Weasel (69)
Visitors - 12
Belly Dancer (1), Chuck Wao (1), Frozen Dick (1), His Royal Anus (2), Jim Abel (1), Kee Chang (14), Luv Butt (1), Mr. Poo (1), Potholes (1), Pulla (1), Screwed Up (1), Three Dogs (10)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
V.V. Was Congratulated For 100 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 10
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
German Shepherd (01 Oct)
Turd Burglar (30 Sep)
Papa Whiskey (02 Oct)
Sir Free Willy (26 Sep)
Ferry Queen (02 Oct)
Zugor (26 Sep)
Cannon Ball (28 Sep)
Chatter Box (28 Sep)
Nunlawut Ponyiem (28 Sep)
Chatterbox (28 Sep)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

V.V.
100 Hared Runs

Scribe Report by Sir Arse Hopper (RIP)

Monday again.
That means another great day in the forest with Pattaya Monday Hash.
We had a nice bus-ride to the A-site.

First circle starts:

New shoes first, and lucky me, I got 2 cans in my new combat shoes. F**ck G.M.!
The harestoday: Lady Gaga, Pig Pusher Swine Stabber & Vietnamese Violator.

It was a medium short run today, so the FRB's was back at the A-site in about 30 min.
Easychecks cause of PPSS was one of the hares.
Feedback from the circle was : Not enough water, not too muddy, brilliant, excellent, typically V.V run.

Raffle tickets :
Gorgeous Ewok speaks out the numbers.
Various prizes donated from Sir Free Willy ( Hashy Birthday to you )
3rd.-5th. prize I don't know who won cause I had a piss stop.
2nd. prize to Bow Wow
1 st. prize again to Cabbage Queen. One bottle of wine.

Religious times Emperor Airhead ices the hares and asked a-site is nice, new one and tell v.v. have made 99 hares run, hurray for that. Take him 2.5 years and fine that a site, v.v. tell him.
Rule 6 to Turd Burglar because him only drink vodka name black cock.
Have too much bad visitors, one like pedophiles and some like katoys too.
Later some returners on ice because of come back from walking sreets Lindas bar.
Hash crash SIR DOG on ice, because angry his wife do wrong parking, SOM NAM NA I tell him.
GM from Chang Mai take the circle and give a t-shirt to GM Hellboy, first a small one which he can't put on, But later gets a big one.

Chicken Fucker's circle and him always funny.

GM Hellboy ices all the USA because they beaten by the Aussie in rugby.
All English on ice, some in bucket and all people dickless.
the rich man from Ireland on ice to much liar.
All in all a funny circle.
My daughter Midnight Star sit down with me and try help me so good she can and sorry for any I write wrong but I do my BEST.
Happy times to all runners
hares song G.J.
and some people go to happy hour bar.

best regards
Sir Arse Hopper

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