Total Hashers This Week - 83

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Welcome to run # 1457. With this run being the first in February the bus left from second road at 3pm with everyone ready with the new time table and a fun day of hashing ahead. Well nearly everyone, all but one. Yes you Estonian Fucker.
It was a short ride out to the A site. It was not the most beautiful location which in the near future will become a Big C outlet with space for a huge car park. Johnny the bus driver for once had no problem performing a three point turn heeven cracked a smile.With no tree's or shade, and traditional Thai corrugated roofed houses and upcoming new residential housing in the surrounding area.
There was a solid turn out of runners and the Grand master,called the circle. Visitors, virgins and new shoes were dealt with. The hares were called in, Hellboy and Cock In Robin gave us a brief with the run starting that way down a dirt road with paper 2 km away.
We all take off with the best intension's. Many roads to followeither bitumen or dirt. we then finally get amongst the countryside, not for long though as the rubbish leads us back to a road again and back to the A site. As Free Willy called it the Caltex Run.
All runners make it back to A site with ScarW2Ts leading the way with myself in close pursuit. It was not long and everyone was back in together enjoying a drink and having a yarn and plenty of time to socialize. Well done Hares.
Like always the beers were ice cold and all the hashers expectations were realized thanks to the best brew master in the world, BottomlessPit. Thank you and well done.
Scar W2Ts takes the circle and ices the hares. He wanted to know why Cock In Robin's wife and daughter were not wearing hash shirts. Cheap Charlie came to mind.(Note from the Editor; These two were not even signed up or paid for.)
Emperor Airhead takes the circleand ices those hares again. Good choice sir. It is soon realized that they were not the hares and Cock in Robin virgin daughter Rebecca(there is no such thing as a virgin in England for the record) laid the run while Hellboy And Cock in Robin sat down and were drinking beers at the Titty Twister all day. Probably for the best.
Karamba takes a seat and seems thathe is now a Nigerian consulate who runs a health farm with no meat. Too funny.
Hellboy and hisgirl then take a seat and she is named Vampira thenby Emperor Airhead. Next Week takes a seat with his girl friend and sheis named Wonderful Day by Emperor Airhead as wellandlatershewas renamed by Lord Chicken Fucker to Once a Week and was christened with Vodka.
Scar W2Ts welcome the returnees and also some visitors from Phucket, Philippines and Saudi Arabia. Scrumpy is iced for being a noisy bastard.
Congratulations are due to Ball Ringer,350 runs and Scarlet for 50 runs. On On boys.
Golden Dildo on the ice as he was found outside family mart this morning asleep. He blames the Super Bowl for his actions and why he was wearing cowboy boots and he could not do the run. It would have not stopped him from chasing Russian brides though.
Estonian fucker in the bucket for missing the 3pm bus and the PH3 wants a 500 Bht refund for being the only Hasher that did not take note of 4 weeks of reminders. Please get some English or Thai language lessons for next week.
Miserable Cunt and his secret adviser, Lone Wolfare iced and are asked to stop holding hands.
Lord Chicken Fucker tells us how Kee Mah was buying a dinosaur bar and was going to turn it into a bar full of virgins. Sounds like there goes another one of his retirement funds. No Knickers and myself,Piss Poorer are icedas it is pointed out that when No Knickers had a winning raffle ticket she picked the stun gun. I will send my doctor bills to Free Willy. Ball Ringer is then iced for no particular reason at everybody's pleasure. Should be a weekly event.
Hares then call on Lord Chicken Fucker to sing us a song and pulls out a classic. a lazy afternoon, a lazy song at the T.Q. Bar.
In all everyone had a great day with laughter and cheering all round.
Off to The Titty Twister to finish ourselves off.

On On
Piss Poorer