Total Hashers This Week - 72

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Arriving the A-site way up in the deserted and snake infested land a few clicks from the Polo field, we all knew it would be a bitch finding our way back to Pattaya in the dark a solid four hours later.
The run was hared by VIVI, TWO TIMES, CRAZY PUSSY and HORSE. They must all have been proud of the 2 km run they had hared managing to save the hash a few bucks on paper. They probably spent more time on the flashy yellow and black signs that navigated the crowd up to the A-site.
SIR DOG arrived the site in the same moment we all departed running off to the uninspiring nature surrounding us. It was not difficult to notice the honorable member of the DOG family temporarily being struck by rabid behavior; having banged up his car on the crappy roads leading to the site in addition to missing out on the run that according to himself 'was supposed to start at the same time as usual even though the bus now leaves half an hour earlier!!!'
72 hashers including a virgin and a visitor ran the flat trail set on dirt roads around a few lakes and through the usual tapioca fields. Really not much to write home about…
After the usual shit chat the circle crowded around today's prizes and FREE WILLY proved to everybody how BIG of a romantic he is showing off two suspicious looking rice liquor bottles ‘Red- and Black Cock’in addition to an impressive collection of Condoms.
The first lucky female winner was of course cheered by the crowd to 'pick another cock', but the hooligans were not successful and the young lady remains (as far as we know) stuck to the same one.
RATSO EEL SNIFFER was the lucky double winner of the night and took home all sexually related prizes.
GM SCAR WITH TWO T’S ices MISERABLE COUNT for being cheaper then MIMI and cheaper than CHEAPER THAN MIMI witch in itself is an incredible feat. He saves cash by pretending he doesn’t own a car (saving money on gasoline) and has recently applied the new strategy of attempting to charm his mates girl friends to save a few dollars on bar fines... You gotta give him credit for trying and succeeding to be the most miserable count in Hash history.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle and immediately praises the hares for their efforts with signage, he states that himself and RATSO EEL SNIFFER passed each of the yellow signs marked in black with a tear in their beer as they are all for this holy combination and begs all future hares to stick to this fine signs. HELLBOY is iced for winning a drinking competition, the win was so little impressive that the Emperor is sure that any of the girls down at the TQ would prove him a loser.
The next one on the ice is KARAMBA, he has spent time in Nigeria among hairless women. The traveling philosopher claims he has seen 400 hairless women sitting under a tree in Nigeria drinking beetle juice. He further states that If you visit Harlem you will see the same tribe under the same tree drinking the same juice with hair down to their kneecaps. Nobody can find the answer to this mystery and KARAMBA is politely asked to leave the ice before he gets the opportunity to enlighten everyone on why this is so…..
At the end of the circle the two GM’s SCAR and HELLBOY calls in all women and hand them a red rose in traditional Valentine spirits. 17 of them and SCAR’s one and only imported ladyboy from the Subic bay hash (?) receive their red rose. Spoiling the romantic theme was naturally FREE WILLY, iced by GM HELLBOY for singing karaoke in his bar, undressing himself in the process and of course hurrying all the paying customers out of his bar.  For the ones not experiencing the unforgettable moment we thank the GM for allowing the picture of a naked FREEE WILLY entering our minds!
Just before leaving REDCOAT takes the ring and ice all wanna be Mexicans in their bandanas singing a Mexican tune to cheer them up!
As we all head home we find a fine breed of Hashers stranded in the middle of nowhere - the EMPEROR and RATSO are completely lost without the fine signs - we hope to see them both next Monday!!!! 
The Carousel was the Happy hour bar for the night -all enjoyed themselves with solid servings of hot dogs-the crowd is really taking in the joyful atmosphere. Some more then others as the last thing one remembers leaving the venue is an over happily GOLDEN DILDO sitting on a horse (?) half naked ringing the bell with a flock of not so naked girls adoring the big fellow....

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