We arrived at the A-site expecting the worst, because it was another run where Colonel Cornhole was among the hares. But what was that? A lovely A site, shaded by lush gum trees – unbelievable!
In the crowd a lot of stories about French people were told. I was wondering about that, because no French people were there at all – but that might be the reason for that.
Another interesting discussion in which I was involved was about mutual oral sex. Nice talks for a Monday afternoon!
GM Scar W2Ts offered me a free run next week for… guess it!
O.k., but what does a scribe need beside enough beer? A writing board, a pen and… paper of course!
I was wondering that PH3 can afford 2 GMs at a time, but doesn’t provide paper for the scribe… Bottomless Pit, the best brewmaster in the world, explained to me in his inimitable style, that and why he is not responsible for providing paper to the scribe. I gave a shit on his explanations, helped myself and did it in Emperor Airhead’s style with a piece of carton.
In the 1st circle, virgins and visitors were welcomed as well as some new shoes were christened. Two sinners, including Ferry Queen, were punished for drinking hash beer too early.
It was a nice flat run below 7 km. A walkers trail was also provided by the hares, so everybody felt comfortable with that.
After GM Scar W2Ts calls the circle, the hares were iced and Sir Free Willy deals with the raffle stuff.
Emperor Airhead honored Lady Flipper and Sir Free Willy for 500 runs each. On On, guys!
After that, the “movie stars” Poopachino and Liberace were iced. It was told, that Poopachino is executing the “Battle of the bands” project. There were rumors, that Keith & Mick aka. Sir Chicken F’r and King Yao Yao are putting their band together again to participate in the contest.
GM Scar W2Ts takes the circle again and deals with the statistics.
Hundreds of returnees were called in the circle.
Congratulations are due to King Yao Yao for 850 runs and Scar W2Ts for his birthday.
GM Hellboy takes the circle, iced Cheaper than Meme and christened a German girl Mee Mee’s Bitch due to the fact that they stand and talk together all the time (maybe for price negotiations or questioning whether to use condoms or not – who knows?).
Ferry Queen was iced again and renamed again to Poodle Penis for the time during which he is in Pattaya this time.
The hares were iced again because nobody knows what they are doing. At least they don’t provide down-down’s to the hash, what should be their major responsibility at that time.
One reason for that might be the very special Norwegian drink provided by the hares, made of Vodka Paranoia and Fishermen’s Friend. Maybe they did too much quality checks on that…
GM Scar W2Ts takes the circle again and he iced Poodle Penis for whatever reason.
I had to leave at that time, so my report ends here.
On On!
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