A nice peaceful drive around the lake 11.30 in the morning, I was shocked to see the trees parting at the side of the road Jesus or a buffalo was coming out of the forest, wrong again it was Free Willy, of course, he is the hare today it's a Monday, so now I have to prepare my stomach for more beer after drinking most of Pattaya dry for the last two days celebrating Scars birthday.
Anyway I arrive at the a site at three oclock, many people are already there including Scar looking worse for wear, he had just been let out of soi 9 jail with 271 katoys I think the police thought he was one and fined him for being a prostitute. I am stood next to Bottomless Pit the best brew master in the world and his phone rang he said I know who that is Emperor Airhead lost again, he was right he did not get that name for nothing anyway after another hour he found us...
Now Scar is recruiting workers I get the scribe job and two German visitors get to be beer police, apparently father and daughter who have something sexually to do with Cheaper Than Meme.. I just remembered Hellboy called me at 2.30 to check if I was going today to the hash so I am just waiting to be put in the bucket for some reason. Ok off we trot on Free Willy's extreme adventure, I actually try and run today so I spot the short cutters Fini being the first one to run off paper taking the Seaman Stains approach, of course I would never do that. We all end up back at the a site which now looks like santa,s grotto, raffle prizes a great assortment of food stuff and Jessica and father Arse Hopper getting tucked in already. Turd Burglar came up to me and said I have something important to tell you ok what is it, oh I forgot, so he left me wondering before getting on with the scribe. Anal Cheese is looking like a lobster with his tan, obviously going back to Germany soon. Really Sadistic Bastard is now on his twelfth beer chang so he tells me, Hellboy told me Cheaper Than Meme rang the bell in Titty Twister and now wants to name him cannot be as cheap as me me. Free Willy now wants to have every job on the hash I think, as of now he as Hare Raiser to add to the list. I noticed how quiet it was around the circle no whining or moaning some small scottish hasher tells me Spag Head is not here, now I understand.. I noticed Poopachino now is wearing all black, some one must tell him it does not make you look thin. Karamba is off back to Nigeria to all the sexy black chicks with short hair after taking my money to give to his American friends. Now we are coming to the end of another great night of hashing and Hellboy asks me how to get back to his bar, is he drunk? Now we have lots of paper for the next scribe thanks to the Hulk unlike this week I had to use toilet paper.
On on till next week
MC