Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Is there anything that Captain Kangaroo can't do?
He comes in last Friday week still saying that he and his fellow Aussie's will finally stay under the radar this year instead of creating havoc again.
Instead of keeping their promise to keep a low profile, they HIT town on Friday. Then Captain Kangaroo and his partners in crime reccy and lay the Aussie Run last week. They then Hare two more runs. To further dispel their promise to stay under the radar, Captain Kangaroo is appointed as the Bad RA for the Monday Run again as Airhead leaves the A site before the runners even return. Airhead and all the fools that did those runs last week have all been struck down by some mystery illness known only by some highly regarded medical specialists. As they say in Thailand… "Som Num Na".
Back to last week's Aussie Run that was so poorly interpreted by the scribe... A great run was had by all with runners coming in in about an hour (led by Ballringer) and the walkers returning to the always picturesque Aussie A Site in about two hours. A relatively long 9 km Monday run through those big hills with no shortcuts available for the lazy hashers.
The Aussie's played their normal games with the locals by trying to communicate with the kiddy's by bribing them with prizes and then Auctioning a collectors item Titanic coin. Again Fucking Dog outbids the competition ofGI Joe to win the prize with a winning bid of THB10,000. The "Care for Kids" charity Thank You Fucking Dog.
The Aussie Run was in its 13th year and the theme was "13… Lucky for Some". The shirts were almost all sold out on the day and the orange colour could be very handy should we be searching for a lost hasher in the future. The day concluded with the Hare's song of "Aussie Aussie Aussie… On On On" shouted as a war cry. The Aussie's again decided to evolve the "On On" call to one more familiar with their Aussie culture. The Hash Hymn was sung by all with a volume and vigor rarely heard these days. Fucking Aussie's!!! I hate it when Convicts outsmart the locals… hahaha.

Now for the official scribe for Sir Arse Hopper's Run…
The A site was in the bush in very pretty country.
The runners set off along bush tracks near a dam and all appeared very happy with their run.
The Hares, Sir Arse Hopper, Honey Bear and Midnight Star all did a wonderful job throughout the day with the prompt delivery of down downs and some great fruit and chips passed around on platters to the hashers who arrived back at the A site.
The run was attended by 4 US Navy officers that work on Nuclear Aircraft Carriers and Subs. Only one had a Hash Name but the GM was soon to address that anomaly.
These boys were all mid 20's College Boys that looked like a mix of those characters seen in bad American teen movies. The funny thing was that Ballringer was first in from the run again with the US Navy running in a long distance back. Consequently Ballringer deserved some recognition. As you may be aware, Ballringer's Mother wanted a girl when he turned up so she dressed him up like a Kathoey his whole childhood and called him "Wendy". With Wendy leading in the runners two weeks in a row it seemed only appropriate to the GM Hellboy that the prettiest of the US Navy boys who looked like Tom Cruise should be named on our Mother Hash. The Grand Master named this poor sucker "Beaten By Wendy". This tough guy from a good family and working on a macho Navy ship will always have to live with the knowledge that he had his arse whipped by a 63 year old wearing a pink t-shirt and will always have to answer that his Hash name is "Beaten By Wendy".
Captain Kangaroo then dominates the circle as the Bad Flying RA. He ices the Hares, Navy Boys, Spag Head, Piss Poorer and Sheik MeMe just for getting in his way.
MeMe then dominates the circle in his trademark fashion. He bends over Beaten By Wendy and forces his down down quickly down his throat.
Hellboy also kills the circle with his wit and all had a great laugh.
Considering Emperor Airhead was at death's door and absent, the circle was great fun and all hashers went home drunk and with smiles on their faces.
The On On was at Titty Twister and the scribe departed exhausted and smashed.
See you next week.

On On On.
Captain Kangaroo