Total Hashers This Week - 89

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Sheik Meme
10 Hared Runs

Friar Fudge
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Friar Fudge

The Aussie’s picked a familiar but perfect A site and it was a perfect day for a great run and many Aussie's showed up to support the effort.
The shirt design was fine although there was some grumbling from the old farts about the colour.  I swear some people would bitch if you hung them with a new rope.                                                        
The runners took off and by all measures it was a good run. This was, according to Lone Wolf and KAM who laid the f’ing thing. The runners made it back in an hour and 20 minutes. The snacks were great and the Aussie cheese was sharp and tasty unlike the expensive soap we find in the stores here.
Sheik MeMe was sent on mission to sort out the music blasting from beside our location only to find a group of women doing aerobics.  Epic fail, the beat goes on.
Bottomless Pit had everything lined up as usual in the beer truck dept and was cheerful and helpful whilst barking orders.
The circle was called and No More Cum was iced for being a bad dad and Skippy was iced for returning(?).
A Titanic coin minted in Australia (I don’t see the connection either) was put up for auction and Sir Dog had the highest bid of 10,000B. Atta boy, This is to be donated to the Jesters Care for kids or Pattaya’s newest charity “Hugs for Peado’s”. One of the two, I can’t remember.
The raffle was held and the prizes were collected along with the usual down downs. Returners and leavers were also dealt with.
Wanky Spanky was iced for wanting to be a Aussie. Not so fast there Blurty you have a clean rap sheet. Sheik MeMe was iced for running his pouch. Quite unlike him, usually he’s as quiet as a church mouse.
Beer police were iced for flipping the bird at the GM. Das is verboten and Hellboy has ways of making you correct.
Spaghetti Head was iced for some infraction during the Monkey run. The Germans were also iced and the war was not mentioned.
Emperor Airhead was iced several times and his name changed to Skippy the butt boy. That seems very fitting and I hope it sticks. Skippy is, after all, easy to spread. Speaking of Skippy a conversation was overheard where he claims to be “banging like a screen door” lately. I wonder which lucky lovely from the TQ has that cross to bear.
The Belgians (aka The Phlegm’s) were iced as a group just for being Phlegm’s.
The hymn was called and it was by all measures another successful Aussie run.
On a completely different note Sir Free Willy is missing everyone and everything while on holiday and he would be very happy for some correspondence from any hashers. Bottomless Pit will deliver any words of encouragement to him at his current local.

On on
Friar Fudge