The world can now get back to normal as the 2012 Olympics’ are now history. What a great Olympics it was! Great Britain – “those poms” put on a “top notch” show from start to finish! The media/TV coverage of all events was spectacular, to say the least! The marathon, bike, and swimming events were covered step by step as they were happening! Those Kenyan runners can really fly! Speaking of flying, Mudcracker and Vaseline Thighs were really flying tonight. They returned after 53 minutes laughing loudly about leaving Seal Sucker, Tampax, Ball Ringer, Mrs. Head and others 5-8 minutes behind, in the quarry running in circles, still looking for paper.
Today’s hares – V.V. and Horse set a typical Monday V.V. run with 3-4 water crossings, a group of hills, plenty of elephant shit, and tricky trails around the quarry! All runners returned to the circle within the “now stringent” time frames and distances! That is – all but “The Hulk” who had decided to “shortcut the shortcut! He showed the hares exactly where he took his short cut on his GPS phone! He can thank modern technology for saving his butt and getting him back to the circle before dark!
While the running event was taking place – Kiss Me Down Under was relating her recent exploits, in Ko Samet, to a group of walkers who had already returned from their weekly sojourn. As the story intensified (due to talk of sex and sand) the Olympic Chang beer drinking record was surpassed by Scotland!
As Crack My Coccyx and Sleazy returned and were engrossed in a conversation about “leeches” I happened to join them in time to hear Sleazy relate how “a fair maiden” during the run removed a “leech” from his forehead. Sleazy said, “He never knew that Thailand had leeches”! I asked him how long he had been coming to Thailand and how many bar’s he had visited. Once he told me, I asked him if he never seen a “two legged leech” in a bar! Crack My Coccyx was seen walking around the circle all night laughing!
The GM called Horse into the circle and pronounced him “useless”! Crazy Pussy said, “that he was not useless”! And that he does the wash, cleans the house, and cooks! The GM agreed that that he was not useless – just f—in stupid. Visitors, returnees, and leavers on in for a down-down amidst drops of rain!
The GM calls Marathon Man into the circle and presents him with his 50 Run mug award. Marathon Man is a longtime hasher from Phuket and has semi-retired here in Pattaya. You have to agree that “semi-retired” sounds better than “laid off or unemployed or unemployable”!
GM calls all the ladies on the ice- amidst the raindrops. Tampax and Sir MC iced for eating too many hamburgers at varying prices. G.I. Joe takes the circle as the “real GM” f’d off and ices Seal Sucker for calling On-On while standing on an FT! As the rain comes a little harder, G.I. Joe ices all the hashers hiding under umbrellas. This task required to separate groups of hashers on the ice.
Banka Blower takes the circle and promptly ices the hares and gives them Hash Trash for leaving paint, paper, and plastic bags on the trail. Liberace and Arse Hopper iced for being quiet hashers. Rear Gunner and Mrs. Head rewarded for volunteering as beer police (Rear Gunner two weeks in a row.)
Many more funny/crazy things happening but, you needed to be there to see it. Eight individuals called in for the last down-downs. G.I. Joe in to lead the hash hymn afterwards proclaiming the truck was still open for 15 minutes – to everyone’s delight!
Join us next week at Run # 1485 with your hares Bottomless Pit and G.I. Joe
On-On, Spag