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PH3 Run 1485

Monday, 20 Aug 2012

Hares: G.I. Joe, Sir Bottomless Pit
Scribe: Honey Bear
Runners: 45

Total Hashers This Week - 45

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Hashers Present Last Week - 35
Ball Ringer (375), Bell End (222), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (172), Crazy Pussy (50), Dame Liberace (RIP) (108), Frog Licks Its Dick (112), G.I. Joe (417), Hellboy (RIP) (260), Honey Bear (39), Horse (86), Lady Bow Wow (446), Lady Squeeze My Tube (241), Little White Dove (4), Marathon Man (61), Midnight Star (476), Mrs. Head (515), (26), Pinkaboo (102), Pocahontas (4), Rear Gunner (178), Running Bare (4), Seal Sucker (135), Sgt Lone Wolf (260), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (598), Sir Arse-A-Holic (494), Sir Dog (593), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (494), Sir Spaghetti Head (662), Snoopy (359), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (213), Sweetie (192), Tampax (315), Testicles (34), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (108), V.V. (592)
Returners - 8
Cow Fister (38), King Yao Yao (RIP) (866), Missing Link (RIP) (159), Professor Pinky (67), Sheik Meme (135), Sir Bottomless Pit (479), Sir Wanda (24), Wank-King's Wanker (92)
Visitors - 2
Bulltrack (1), The Returnee (15)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Crazy Pussy Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Helix (20 Aug)
Festering Streaker (24 Aug)
B.B. (22 Aug)
Spread Eagle (20 Aug)
Lady Drink (21 Aug)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Crazy Pussy
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Honey Bear

MASTERS RUN...spare me to say it..... but its true today's hares The dirt road grand master G.I. JOE and The PH3 Brew master BOTTOMLESS PIT (The best german brew master ever) what a monday!...A site is in good location.....here comes the German hare B.P. smiling and say MABUHAY!. He always great me and Crazy Pussy like that w/matching hi 5 (mabuhay a tagalog word means long live) and the one of the finest, dynamic and energetic hare G.I. JOE..w/ a quite smile on his face.
The bus is coming loaded w/the dirt roaders..what I can say they wear the dirt t shirt..Missing Link is on the link again....but its wasSheik Meme who bothered me....in the front seat of the bus. w/ a sunglass..and matchingmustache. Look like Emperor Airhead....I think self.......do he miss so much the Emperor? or he was so happy he ruled alone the throne and try to act like a yakuza?..but as I ask him he said..he was on mission to have it for his new love affair and everything....the grand master has come.....w/ his new look....I can see he a little bit slim today..or maybe just because of his new shorts...but I feel Hellboy keep working on it...
The circle was called and the hares explain the run....ON THE RUN........in the long green green grasses.... we get in trouble in the cliff...as the hashers try to get up, I see Sir Wanda a visitor from Phuket..easy for him, he got the magic wand stick and no sweat, he climb up the hill w/ a glitter in his eyes...Lone Wolf yeah its LONE WOLF who give a hand to me..to help me up...he really the WOLF of the PH3. Me, Crazy Pussy and Mrs Head decided to do a stroll..since we got a good conversation its the the water falls that take my attention...developed by nature and really refreshing to our mind and soul. all hashers admire it..and I called it .."the secret of masters"
As we get back to the A-site...we finally say...we're the last one but not the lost one...laughing here, talking their..everybody is happy w/ a slice of water melonand a bit of chips...but as I looking around our beloved grand master HELLBOY get a nap ....un intentionally suffocated by Tampax engine....thanks god! Hellboy still got the normal pulse and still ok...we have a good times of V.V. and HORSE sandwich buffet..so circle started, as a tradition all visitors are in, returnees, leavers, and it was Bottomless Pit almost got it all..he's not yet the winner..he almost got the slot every call in the circle.....for short we have a good times an fun of today's run.... In fairness to our grand master Hellboy he did his very best...as he do a joke contest of LONE WOLF and SIR SPAG w/c lead to Sir SPAG to surrender and choose the ice for some technical problem....I sympathized to our grand master...he did a good job but its too hard to sail in the two rivers w one boat....he need to do his business as his life line..he love to be a grand master too but ..what he can do he only got one body....so paging grand master SCAR W/2 T's......we're waiting for your arrival... thanks to our visitors I can't mention all your names but you do a good participation in the circle....to our fellow ph3 members thanks for doing your best to keep us alive and intact..to the ph3 workers! you deserve a round of applause...as Hellboy said"dont ask ph3 what can do for you..instead ask yourself what you can do for PH3" HASHING is not a race its a way of running into the right thrill. as Scar w/2 t's said....till here see you next run.....keep moving live life to the fullest! magandang araw(good day) MABUHAY PH3!salamat (thank you) as the hare song said...country road take me home...to the place I belong...... take me home country road.....hash hymn does as the final countdown.......

On On
Honey Bear

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