Correcting Run Records Policy

The Hares started out promptly describing the run.  There were  some fences to cross and a slippery slope that you could slide down on your butt.  No cows, or other notables at this point.  The run started promptly thereafter at about 4:20.  The run had a lot of variety.  At one early check I followed Crack My Coccyx which was probably a mistake as he found paper…. but that turned out to be an FT. In the interim the crowd had moved on through.  There were a lot of really good checks along the way which kept everyone close together. At one point I found I was on the slippery slope mentioned by the hares. It was a hard plastic side of an old water pond.  It went down about 30m or so. I decided to slide down it and it was really fast, ended up just about knocking Horse over who was just at the bottom. Then there was a steep hill and then a fantastic view at the top of the hill going down a set of 1000 stairs (view of all of South Pattaya). This is a place I would recommend going back to visit, hash or no hash. Probably best view of the area I have ever seen.  
Towards the end of the run I was following behind Ball Ringer and Sir MC as BR spotted a small bit of paper next to the asphalt road. Unknown if it was actually current paper or something left over from before maybe. Anyway an ‘on-on’ was called and we proceeded down the road. After that the trail went cold, no paper, Sir MC said he knew the way forward to the A-Site ‘paper or no’ and it was a f**cing long run anyway. Ball Ringer would have none of it and decided to back track and find out where the paper was lost. And so it was the paper was finally found and the trail followed. Paper was scarce going through the final temple grounds (wat yaan), but the monks pointed the way! The early runners were in at 1:16 with the second group in about 1:22, someone stated that the run was over 9km, as the Hares were iced there were no complaints about the run, seemed to be enjoyed by all.
The Circle started shortly after everyone arrived back at the A-Site.  After the Hares were iced Hellboy asked for volunteers for scribing of which there were no immediate takers. Horse decided to be iced rather than scribe.  Finally I decided to try my hand at prose and here in is the result. The raffle went off smoothly, some very good items, the only notable was that Poopachino ended up winning twice…..  but they were the two last items! Seagull Shit was iced for talking, leavers were given a beer but lying leavers were iced (those not on Ball Ringer's sheet).  After a while Hellboy was called away on urgent business and turned the circle over to Sheik Meme.  He reminded him to ice all those who had no hash names or were scribes (or both as the case may be).  The Hares were iced again and Sheik Meme stated that the he saw them pay the food bill…. just 38 baht!  Then it was pointed out that having Really Sadistic Bastard as the ‘Beer Police’ is a bit like hiring the fox to guard the hen house!  
Sheik told an interesting story about Sir MC (while he was on the ice) going to the doctor and being told to get off ‘beer’ and then Sir MC. discovered ‘light beer’ which he didn’t realize had any adverse effects (such as ‘beer’). Thereafter Sir MC. went on several ‘light beer’ binges but all according to plan since it was in line with the doctor’s orders (no ‘beer’… not no ‘light beer’).  Scribe and Mrs. Scribe iced for no hash name when it was pointed out that the honors would go to the Jungle since that is their mother hash.  Circle finished at about 7:30.

On On
Keith Miller