Wow, tonight’s hares – MARATHON MAN and RSB! Isn’t that a unique pair to draw to? MARATHON MAN who just last week received his 50 run mug (after running with the PH3 for almost 20 years) and is haring tonight for the 1st time and RSB (who is approaching his 500th run) and is haring for his 5th time tonight! Note: these individual’s volunteered and jumped in to hare on short notice! Thanks guys!
The Chinese Cemetery location has been the scene for many famous runs over the years! Just three weeks ago CRACK MY COCCYX and SPAG had G.I. JOE and JACKAL in mud up to their armpits – would that happen again tonight? Being tonight’s scribe, I had to do the entire run to write a factual account of which areas would we visited! Would we see: the Dolphin Show; QUEEN STELLA’S castle; the infamous airfield, where KARAMBA and FLYING FROG, defied death in the aircraft crash; the large WAT 2k from the A-site near the bog, etc! Just where would today’s hares take us? When would we be subjected to “the vile smells” of “THE FACTORY”? At the beginning or end of the run!
With the first circle completed the lead runner’s – SMELLY BASTARD and VASELINE THIGHS led the way, on a dirt trail, towards YAO YAO’s construction site! Encountering a check – the FRB’s both went in the same direction – leaving the check unbroken and the rest of the runners to fend for themselves! Note: It is a common occurrence for FRB’s to do this – along with not calling On-On! With the “racer’s” way out front, the trailing pack easily overcame the obstacles and forged on over hill and dale to the finish in the gentle rain that had started to fall.
The hare’s used shredded multi-colored paper, placed only on the ground, for today’s trail – which was unique in it-self and well accepted by all-of-the runners. It was nice to see something different once again. After a short chit-chat period which included food provided by the hash cater V. V. The circle was called to order by the GM HELLBOY. Normally, the hares would be invited to sit first but, tonight this weeks “Hash Crash” FERRY QUEEN” was iced to accept his award. Of course, the hares adorned the ice next with the entire circle electing a “good to great” run! This happened only because G.I. JOE kept his “Big Butt” out of the bog! Note: SQUEEZE MY TUBE now has G.I. Joe on a strict diet of hamburger and water!
The raffle was conducted by SMT and G.I. Joe with TESTICLES, KARAMBA, PUSSY #3, and CRACK MY COCCYX among the winners. RUNNING BARE iced next where the GM attempted to give him a name. When the GM found out that he already had a name the GM was astounded and indicated that he might change it in the future! Next, all of the cigarette smokers were iced: LIBERACE, WANK-KINGS WANKER, and DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES among others. But, a famous chain smoker “SIR DOG” did not enter the circle “claiming that he had quit smoking”! When asked when he stopped, SIR DOG replied “last night”!
Visitors, returner’s, and leavers in for a drink! It now was time for awards: B.B. – 50 Run Mug; RABBIT SHOOTER – 50 Runs; ARSEHOPPER – 600 Runs; and finally RSB – 5 Hares. Congratulations to all who received awards.
RA MEME, on in to deal some punishment to TESTICLES – claiming he was a “sex” tourist. TESTICLES said that he was here as an Ambassador of good will – and to help stimulate the economy! His reasoning was disputed by the circle! After relinquishing, the circle back to the GM, MEME was iced. He attempted, in vain, to rectify his sins by claiming that tonight, at the TQ, he/MEME would indorse “for 2 hours only” a “Buy one drink, Get one drink free” promotion! Of course, this announcement received the biggest laugh that MEME received all night!
At the conclusion of “The Hash Hymn”, the announcement by the GM, “that the beer truck would remain open” the GM received the biggest ovation that was heard in the circle all night. Note: V.V. once again raised his hand to fill in the vacant hare slot for next week! Thanks, V.V. See you all next week! Check the web site for the circle site location, when it becomes available! Thanks again to MARATHON MAN and RSB for a great run!
On On
Spag