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PH3 Run 1496

Monday, 5 Nov 2012

Guy Fawkes Run

Hares: Peler, Sir Arse-A-Holic
Scribe: Kee Mah
Runners: 82

Total Hashers This Week - 82

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Hashers Present Last Week - 58
B.B. (60), Ball Ringer (385), Barnacle Bollox (139), Bell End (232), Cabbage Head (151), Cabbage Princess (68), Cabbage Queen (247), Camel Humper (18), Cheap Norgy Cunt (152), Chunthanee Suphawong (4), Crazy Pussy (61), Dame Liberace (RIP) (119), Desert Scorpion (16), Duchess Tadpole (393), Emperor Airhead (1192), Extra Testicle (285), Flying Finn (81), Frog Licks Its Dick (121), G.I. Joe (426), Honey Bear (50), King Yao Yao (RIP) (871), Lady Bow Wow (456), Lady Squeeze My Tube (251), Marathon Man (72), Menstrual Disorder (9), Mental Disorder (10), Midnight Star (487), Missing Link (RIP) (170), Mrs. Head (526), (31), Odd Job (329), Peler (194), Pocahontas (14), Professor Pinky (69), Red Lips (4), Robbing Bastard (110), Running Bare (14), Scar W/2Ts (133), Seal Sucker (145), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (609), Sir Arse-A-Holic (502), Sir Bottomless Pit (487), Sir Dog (604), Sir MC (512), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (505), Sir Spaghetti Head (671), Sir Velcro Dick (276), Snoopy (369), Steptoe (91), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (224), Sweetie (203), Tampax (319), Tiny Anal Torpedo (74), Tree Frog (269), V.V. (602), Vaseline Thighs (13), Wank-King's Wanker (102), Why So Small (9)
Returners - 12
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (118), Fini The Faggot (380), Heifer Dust (35), Horse (94), Kee Mah (152), Pear Shaped (RIP) (47), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (232), Piss On It (10), Pugsly (34), Testicles (36), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (114), Wank-King (263)
Visitors - 12
Alica Grace (7), Balloon (16), Christophercumsemen (4), Comes Later (1), Daniel Grace (12), Give Me One (5), Love A Cock Or Two (5), Moon Shine (3), Parisa Sondpracha (1), Tore martin Brodtkorb (1), Tum Ntuyen (1), Who's My Father (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Honey Bear Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Scrumpy (06 Nov)
Cum Yak Yak (11 Nov)
Tractor Man (05 Nov)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Honey Bear
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Kee Mah

82 Hashers, numbers coming up as high season approaches and the escapees from snow countries start arriving.

Great location, lots of hills with trees and water and jungle-like territory, very green and a little bit of rain earlier in the day to clean up the smoke from the farmers burning their crop stubble. We were at the site of a future park and lots of new roads being plowed making the run very accessible. But what's with the psychedelic HHH signs? Blue/black, yellow/black, green/pink, took me back to the 60's of sex drugs and rock and roll and then it came to me, NOTHING'S CHANGED! We just moved all that shit here.

Scar does the 6 new shoes (how come they get to drink out of beer cans in their shoes and not their shoes like the rest of us had to do?). Come on GM, we do have traditions here. Norwegian hares Peler and Arseaholic explain the paper and we're off to the run straight uphill about 100 Meters, 4 rest stops for me and Yao Yao, to the peak, through great shaded areas, gullies, streams, long grass over our heads, a little bit of Cassava, down to the ON HOME and back to the A site. No dogs, snakes, cows, farmers, security guards, houses, garbage or traffic. A very enjoyable run and not too many people lost in the jungle. Even Airhead did the run, supposedly to save stragglers.

Back to the beer truck for the part of our run that most people look forward to, conversations to sort out the world's problems and pray that Obama doesn't get re-elected, VV with his BBQ going, girls and children on their mats eating and the rest of us into the ice cold beer courtesy of Bottomless Pit. Very humid and everyone is soaked with the lucky (smarter) ones having a change of clothes and towels. Skiing Finn passing out wine samples, old farts sitting in their chairs, Angeles hashers and Filipinos, Norwegians, Germans, Finns, Brits, Aussies and even 3 Belgians in their groups, pot smokers behind the trees, the usual stuff.

Sir Airhead does his entertaining repertoire icing the hares, the Pugsly family, and Heifer Dust for crimes against humanity or something like that, Wank Kings Wanker does anniversaries, Sir Arseaholic gets knighted for 500 runs, Scar ices Balloon from Angeles Hash for having an Obama T shirt, then the rain came and we all ran for the bus and our umbrellas, BB makes us all put them down and sing a rain song. Hash Hymn and we're out of there returning home tired but happy.

ON On
Kee Mah

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