Correcting Run Records Policy

Run #1499, Loy Katong & Other Do-Dads about the Monday Hash.

So there I was enjoying finally getting out of the cramped Baht Bus and
prentending that I was interested in whoever I was talking to and up comes Wanking Wanker looking for something called a "Scribe" who every body around me knew nothing about. But who can resist those "Bambi" bloodshot eyes of Wanking Wanking and If I volunteered to be this thing called a "Scribe" will you go away and so it was written.....so it shall be done!!!!!
For the second week in a row, Ballringer forgot my Hash name during the signups and it's pretty obvious who the brains of the sign in operation is......Liberace come back soon!!!!
We need some hares for next year so if your in the neighbourhood and want to Hare a run, give Horse a call.....except for some irate Thai farmers, it's almost painless and the rewards will keep coming and coming......think about it!!!!!!....... ask not what the Hashcan dofor you, but what you can do for the Hash!!!!
As usual, the packleft too quickly and I got waybehind, even behind thewalkers heading off to the local beer emporium but suddenlythe 'A' sitewas overtaken by a bunch of Russian "Off Roaders" with their smokey, stinky 4 wheel drive thingys....but luckily they were more interested in the flaura and fauna and no beer was harmed during this 'Russian Invasion'....probably would have to get by "Sweetie' if they wanted todrink anything anyway.
Thanks to Honey Bear for taking care of Candy Lady after her slippage..... guess she's not used to the hillls in Pattaya as Chang Mai is kinda flat.......Eh????
Don't know much about what happened during the run except for the usual crapolla that almost every runner tried to tell me after they found out I was today's scribe...
Tampax....." I just wanted to run fast and be first to set up the lights"
Try A Fuck....I felt so guilty about only doing the walking run that I wanted to do thereal run as well.......
Kee Mah....I just want to let it be known that I was the first of the walkers....
G.I.Joe.....I wasn't racing i just wanted to tell the guy in front of me that racing was not allowed on the Hash....etc.....etc....... .
Anyways the front runners finally arrived and Really Sadistic Bastard could have his second beer and the circle couldreally begin after the usual bullshit session with each other. Nothing better than watching each Hasher trying to be interested in what everybody else is saying while secretly wondering when the first runner will arrive and the first beer can be opened.
First off....we want to thank V.V. for the great food and Flying Finn for the "jagermeister" and other alcoholic beverages, without you, this scribe report might have a little more substance to it....probably not....OH WELL!!!!
First Up was Airhead and his Soi dog hat.......it's kinda hard to proclaim your everylasting love to Isabella(especially somebody's else's lady) while wearing a hat made from some mangy Soi. dog fur..........but luckily they were pronounced as 'divorced' and 'divorced' which made everyone happy and they will live happily ever after without each other......
Special mention for "Poopachino" or however it's spelled for your 50 runs and to Really Sadistic Bastard for finally getting his 500 runs chair backrest.......and all the people who took the time to dress in the Thai traditonal dress for Loy Katong......it was terrific!!!!
29 Returnees...............too many to mention.
This is where it gets kinda fuzzy for me.
Shit On My Face (not my first choice for any kind of hash name but probably deserved) took over the circle and showed the effect of his many previous down-downs. all I do remember is that he did many bad things to many undeserving hashers....my tears started to flow in sympathy and I couldn't read too much of my 'scribing' thing after that.
All I have leftof my drunken notes after a beer or three and they are as: Ziromia Romance, VV, Tampax, Paprika Smiling, Give Me One..Hash trash & Hash Shit. Bladder Bust Is From Tokyo. Horse & Wankings Wanker, B.B. singing a very risque song.
I have no idea what the above means, but the most important part is that everybody who came out to tonight's run, had a great time and as the "Offical" Hash Scribe for tonight's run I can confirm that we are all looking forward to next week's #1500 run so we can do it all again..........

ON ON
Gangreen