Correcting Run Records Policy

After some house hunting we arrive at the old softball pitch where sir spaghetti head (who said head) used spend most of his life weeding and cutting 6 rai of grass land with a garden lawn mower , today it’s our a site not too far from town and a little overgrown now. The Norwegians are already getting into their group talking about snow and swedish people.Hellboy used to ask if you wanted to scribe (the good old days) yes I am joking,...now we are told to do it by that body building guy wankings wanker he was an extra in schindlers list I heard, hellboy and Velcro dick also auditioned but where told to f;;;; off..Anyway I grab my chair and sit alongside the hashers who are getting itchy feet to get out on the run so they do not have to listen to any more bollocks from the horse and et talking about his hair dresser and how he is fluent in Thai language but does not know the word for leg in Thai what a teacher...Cabbage head arrives on his push bike as his house is only a km away. Big dawg manages to drag himself out of the tq to make an appearance on the Monday hash. Absolutely no f;;;;; idea looking more like Stan laurel every year. Circle is called and the three hares steptoe, ki ma and mental disorder send us off on tarmac through packs of dogs, mud, gardens, houses and more roads,,one of the roads I was happily jogging on when I heard my name shouted out from this old wooden shack and there were 9 or ten hashers including sir spaghetti head, bb, rsb and many more beer guzzling hashers lazy bastards..After losing paper I found my way back to the a site where I heard moans about the front runners not breaking checks or shouting on on I think that old wanker g i Joe is the only one who shouts on on but he is not here today ...At the a site there is a strange sight tadpole stretching her limbs but I do not think she did the run . Flying fin handing out tequila shooters, mental disorder who does not drink beer is on his second bottle of vodka ,with paramotors flying over head (who said head) the circle starts . sir rsb into his 15th chang beer now as he sits in his new chair. The raffle done and only male winners this week apart from liberachi, sca takes over after his near death experience with dengue fever .I t will much quieter next week as pugsly is leaving back to Canada until may but I am sure some other noisy loud hashers will be arriving as Christmas is nearly here .Many people iced including myself, many down downs drunk, puglys son being named who’s my father , and spaghetti head loses the plot throwing bottles and smashing his toilet seat into bits in the circle .Its time to wrap up another Monday hash and I have to give a very drunk rsb back home , on on till next week   loy kratong run don’t forget your kratongs and dresses if you have no dresses see sca he has a whole wardrobe full ,,on on mc.