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PH3 Run 1541

Monday, 16 Sep 2013

Hares: Honey Bear, Menstrual Disorder, Midnight Star, Red Lips
Scribe: Honey Bear
Hash Flash: Suzy Wong
Runners: 70

Total Hashers This Week - 70

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Hashers Present Last Week - 44
Ball Ringer (428), Bengt Potato (110), Biggus Dickus (7), Comes With Pressure (8), Dame Liberace (RIP) (161), Doesn't Touch The Sides (184), Extra Testicle (305), Frequent Streaker (33), G.I. Joe (465), Gangreen (121), General Kidney Wiper (616), Hawkeye (2), Honey Bear (90), Lady Bow Wow (490), Lady Flipper (519), Lady Gaga (25), Lady Squeeze My Tube (289), Linear Accelerator (20), Little White Dove (38), Mashed Potato (17), Menstrual Disorder (44), Mental Disorder (51), Midnight Star (527), Mrs. Head (570), Necrophilia Night Rider (28), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (249), Pocahontas (46), Robbing Bastard (135), Running Bare (50), Seal Sucker (154), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (299), Sheik Meme (141), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (649), Sir Arse-A-Holic (542), Sir Dog (642), Sir Free Willy (539), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (545), Sir Spaghetti Head (712), Snoopy (401), Steptoe (108), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (250), Sweetie (247), V.V. (646), Wank-King's Wanker (144)
Returners - 16
B.B. (78), Bimbo (19), Cabbage Patch (RIP) (45), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (206), Empty Sperm Bank (228), Golden Waterfall (23), Hellboy (RIP) (281), Herring Choker (7), Hulk (59), Marathon Man (95), Missing Link (RIP) (172), Red Lips (16), Sir MC (547), Suzy Wong (28), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (142), Turd Burglar (148)
Visitors - 10
Apinya Kamsopa (1), Benjamin Oldenburg (1), Crapper (1), Cuntkite (2), Elisa Ruales (1), Fluffer (4), G Spot (1), Little Boy (2), Mr. Tinkle (3), Short Time (8)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
Honey Bear Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Midnight Star Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Running Bare Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Midnight Star (18 Sep)
Crapper (17 Sep)
Snake Snack (17 Sep)
Any Cock'll Do (21 Sep)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Honey Bear
5 Hared Runs
Midnight Star
5 Hared Runs
Running Bare
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Honey Bear

September 16, 2013... The Filipino team... Crazy pussy, I lean over, Menstrual disorder, Pornstar, Chelyl, Midnightstar (wanna be a Filipino) and yours truly Honeybear. We are the Filipinos who love to hashed, but because of unexpected future Pornstar have to go back in Philippines to fix some things, Crazy pussy have to go in Australia to complete her love story with golden horse and Chelyl have an emergency call from her work. As we fall apart we still tried to managed to make this run possible....As they said " together we stand divided we fall" hand on hand, and this is it! the making of Run 1541.

I admit... we encountered difficulties of this run. A group of dogs, cows and buffalos. Crossing the rivers twice...holding our breathed with a piece of stick on our hands as my grandma said " if you see a dogs and you feel their aggressiveness to attack you sit down quickly and put a stick on your head..." and that's what we did..lol! amazingly my grandma was right! as we saw the dogs running to us we sit down quickly! we're surrounded by them very angry grrrrrrrrrrrr! i put a piece of steak no!no!no! i mean stick on my head and i saw Menstrual

disorder took a piece of cigarette on and start to blow... .nananana trying to calm down myself....imagined that scenario we had a circle there for 5 minutes were on iced by dogs and its not good! and we cannot rejoice! then the dogs decided to go back to their posts...and its about time to continue the journey...mmmmmm we change the plan change the trails we should think the safety of our beloved hashers and hashing visitors..and it's lead us to the solar funnel field...ahah! I wished Karamba was there to appreciate the beauty of natural energy....as we finished the trails we only hope and prayed that our vision (to give a good trails to the hashers) with one mission to promote the hash with the laws of nature will be successful.

THE CIRCLE

The bus arrived.... last sign up! then the monkey business starts. I asked Gangreen to took over my duty as a hash flash. I asked B. B. too for a hare song since our invited guests the Filipino band was not around....lots of kicking happens....the gm called the circle.. iced Hellboy as he asked why their is a dog on the Monday hash......he don't know about it... 2 virgins today lots of visitors from Bangkok, Philippines, Phnom penh and etc...Christianing of shoes and here we goes explaining the run....2 important reminders.... our papers are white not yellow.. follow the papers for your safety....and the run embarked....after a couples of struggling the front runners came and said... good run girls! thanks we exclaimed... some said the papers was not good anyway we cant please everyone...some hashers decided to do the shortcut to avoid the rivers some decided to stop over the bar to have some Chang and some decided to do the whole story of the trails.

We start serving the food... menu of the day! Afritada and Chicken Adobo...then the second circle begun...hares on iced as usual good run good food... then Meme's circle.. as he said it was a good run too and in some reason he bucket Sir Mc ...then the nigth goes on...Suzy Wong took over the hash flash thanks dear! for the overwhelming support!....And the awardee of 5 hares caps to Midnight star and yours truly, the 50 runs of Running Bire. lots of speakers that time as I

remember Bimbo our beloved supporter the editor of HASH HOUSE HARRIER MAGAZINES took the circle too...Short Time from Bkk, Mrs head and myself. I feel so grateful and very proud of the ff. hashers Gen Kidney Wiper, Sir Spag. head, Sir Free Willy, E.T., Gangreen, and Robbing bastard. as for me they did a great scribes (apology to some scribers maybe i did not read some of your scribes). To those Ph3 great warriors The Legend, The History makers and the Veteranos or the Old farts... in my own understanding and observation as a new generation of this clan, those great hashers did great things in different ways... I wished one day the PH3 Mis management will sponsor a reunion run for this heroes its time to give back the glory......as the hash hymn begin to the the roaring road that never ends....may peace, love and unity arise over pride and egos...as we move to the next chapter of our history let me remind you guys that life is full of struggling full of pain and full of judgement...just live life to the fullest..... live the way you want it..choose to be happy...bec. at the end of the day its your life and this is life! and nobody's perfect...... I would like to give thanks to those hashers who wore our Phils. Independence shirts thank you so much from the bottom of our heart! Thanks to the ff. Little boy from Bkk = who tried his best to help out my Filipina friends. Liberace = for helping us to asked the Mismanagement about the budget of the food. Sir Spag. head = who raised the food budget from 800 to 1000 baht thank you so much! Gm Wanking wankers = who supported us all the way. Mental disorder = for the undying support for the Filipina team. Sir Arsehopper = for the transportation. to all who came and sign up for this run.... thanks and God bless you! MABUHAY PH3!

On-On!  Honey Bear

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