Well shit run, shit circle, and warm beer WHOOPS !!! wrong run?!! I was thinking of another run …
This run hared by NO MORE CUM and V.V was a good run which had a bit of water running, hill climbing, road running and of course some jungle. I myself enjoyed it.
The circle started off; the hares being iced and the circle commenting on their run with all reports coming back good.
Then came SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT raffle with some great prizes up for grabs. The winners were SIR FREE WILLY, NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, CRAPPER, POL DANCER, KISS ME DOWN UNDER, TRY-A-FUCK, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, HULK, BED PAN, WANK-KING’S WANKER and KNOB MARLEY.
Then EMPEROR AIRHEAD entered the circle where SCAR gave him a late Christmas present being a Vietnam War helmet which he wore with pride. Then AIRHEAD iced the hares and question them about their sexuality as they started of the circle topless and then later they turn up with matching outfits on. It was bought to the circle attention that they could be gay which the circle said yes. Then SEXY BUM was iced for making her very tasty baguettes which she sold for 50 baht each. AIRHEAD bought two as he was going to use them at the ON-ON BAR as free food for the hashers. Sarah from Sydney was our virgin for the night and told us she had come here with uncle Rod which sounded very suspicious; maybe a sex tourist.
LIBERACE called for all the hashers that had hared a run in 2013 to come into the circle to receive acknowledgement on their contribution to the Monday Hash. Very much appreciated
Awards: V.V. was acknowledge for reaching 120 Hared Runs, a great achievement. MENSTRUAL DISORDER was then bought into the circle for her Birthday. We are all sang hashie birthday to her.
MENTAL DISORDER bucketed MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY so he could do a marriage proposal to his lovely girlfriend IM LAO. IM LAO said yes to the proposal which bought a cheer from the crowd. SCAR WITH 2 T’S also was bucketed with him because BELL STAR heard a conversation between myself and SCAR and thought the proposal was for her. But with great relief to her it was a misunderstanding. BED PAN was then put in the bucket for false accusations and lies about her boyfriend NURSE RATSHIT, NURSE RATSHIT came into the circle and confirmed and identified the culprit as being BED PAN.
Hash crash for the week was lead by TRY-A-FUCK with a lovely black eye, cause unknown, owing to being very drunk and also to MR. TOILET SEAT falling down a 10ft hill witnessed and photographed by CABBAGE HEAD.
CABBAGE HEAD iced SHIT MY PANTS for a despicable crime stealing, and eating, CABBAGE PRINCESS’s chocolates at their Christmas Party. Then PHONEY CUNT, STEPTOE, CIA, KNOB MARLEY, PAPRIKA SMILEY, CRAPPER, GASMAN, were iced because CABBAGE HEAD loves to ice people.
The circle was then closed and the hash song sung.
On-On! Mental Disorder