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PH3 Run 1567

Monday, 17 Mar 2014

St Paddy's Run

Hares: Kee Mah, Menstrual Disorder, Mental Disorder
Scribe: V.V.
Hash Flash: Gangreen
Runners: 91

Total Hashers This Week - 91

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Hashers Present Last Week - 38
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (126), Ball Ringer (452), Bell End (278), Ben 10 (16), Billion Sucker (169), Black Hole (122), Cabbage Head (178), Cabbage Queen (280), Comes With Pressure (10), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (224), Dame Liberace (RIP) (186), Doesn't Touch The Sides (207), Duchess Tadpole (419), Emperor Airhead (1255), Empty Sperm Bank (250), Flying Finn (109), G.I. Joe (488), Gangreen (147), General Kidney Wiper (636), Jingle Balls (23), Katoy Poodle (8), Lady Flipper (543), Linear Accelerator (44), Marathon Man (116), Matti Hartikka (3), Mrs. Head (596), Necrophilia Night Rider (50), Robbing Bastard (160), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (316), Sir Bottomless Pit (551), Sir Free Willy (563), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (571), Sir Spaghetti Head (735), Sir Velcro Dick (308), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (273), Sweetie (273), V.V. (670), Wank-King's Wanker (170)
Returners - 40
Atomic Muff Diver (4), Axel Grease (8), Bengt Potato (124), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (167), Blue Nose (63), Camel Humper (51), Cheap Norgy Cunt (186), Cheese Dick (42), Chicken Hunter (53), Coo Coo Cop (117), Dancing Dildo (2), Desert Scorpion (49), Fowl Fucker (385), Helium Head (88), I Strangled My Penis (3), Kee Mah (183), Kiss Me Down Under (10), Lady Gaga (44), Lady Squeeze My Tube (311), Menstrual Disorder (63), Mental Disorder (75), Mr. Cheap (36), (54), One More Time (46), Peler (245), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (272), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (125), Redcoat (RIP) (169), Rock'n'roll Prostitute (3), Scar W/2Ts (178), Sir Arse-A-Holic (565), Sir Dog (658), Sir Wanda (39), Snoopy (415), Special Price (88), Stupid Kraut Cunt (184), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (160), Turd Burglar (155), Up The Butt (156), Wanking (23)
Visitors - 13
Almoranas (1), Bow Wow (3), Boy Named Sue (1), Bum Burglar (1), Fuck Noris (5), Mangina (1), Master Chef (1), Michael Waeraas (1), mike Scrvrglos (1), Pannapha Juighai (1), Shih Tzu (1), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (1), Wingnut (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
Mental Disorder Was Congratulated For 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Necrophilia Night Rider Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Drippy (18 Mar)
Rambo WW2 (RIP) (23 Mar)
V.V. (19 Mar)
Greyhound (RIP) (21 Mar)
Rudi Voeller (20 Mar)
Arse Van Hole (19 Mar)
Banana Rider (22 Mar)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Mental Disorder
20 Hared Runs
Necrophilia Night Rider
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by V.V.

KATOY POODLE was volunteer to do a scribe last week. 
No,on ask me if I can do it! Lazy bastard!
I say to him I can't,because I'm the scribe for the jungle hash this week and I'm the hare four times this month on bush, lunar h3, jungle h3 and ph3. Too busy.but I put the paper and the pencil on my chair. Thank you my friend.
No light and no glasses, only my memory.

Hares today: KEE MAH and DISORDERS FAMILY. A site they have used before near a big property on Phoenix area. 91 sign up's and some faces I don't know the hash name, visitors and virgins.
The run was little bit hard for the ph3, but was different this time with nice trails and the 2 hills. I found 3 F.T with TRY-A-FUCK because we avoid the second hill due 10k the day before on the jungle hash.

Circle: the run was judged a good run. EMPEROR AIRHEAD called the hashers who ran in Cambodia (more than 40 from Pattaya). He iced STUPID KRAUT CUNT about his adventure.
Anniversaries to NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER: 50runs and MENTAL DISORDER: 20 hares by WANK-KING’S WANKER.
KEE MAH called the F.R who found numbers on the F.T for a second lottery.
The winner was SIR DOG who never ran: 1 bottle of Jameson.
SIR WANDA iced again the popular weird STUPID KRAUT CUNT about another story. After it was the BLACK HOLE and the end of the circle.

Thanks to the hares to sponsor Jameson whisky and 1 big patch,...souvenir,souvenir and to UP THE BUTT for the good cheese.

On-On!  VV

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