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PH3 Run 1582

Monday, 30 Jun 2014

Hares: Honey Bear, Vaseline Thighs
Scribe: Seal Sucker
Hash Flash: Honey Bear
Runners: 63

Total Hashers This Week - 63

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Hashers Present Last Week - 45
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (140), Ball Ringer (467), Bell End (290), Ben 10 (28), Blue Bunny (28), Cabbage Queen (294), Crocodile (89), Dame Liberace (RIP) (201), Dog Licks Its Dick (204), Emperor Airhead (1269), Empty Sperm Bank (260), Gangreen (159), General Kidney Wiper (651), Golden Rivet (2), Honey Bear (112), Hulk (74), Lady Bow Wow (517), Lady Flipper (558), Linear Accelerator (53), Lost Cause (2), Master Chef (4), Mrs. Head (611), Mud Cracker (81), Mud's Crack (27), Necrophilia Night Rider (60), Rubber Dick (147), Seagull Shit (201), Seal Sucker (167), Sgt Lone Wolf (326), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (4), Sir Arse-A-Holic (576), Sir Bottomless Pit (565), Sir Dog (670), Sir Free Willy (578), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (586), Sir Spaghetti Head (749), Snoopy (426), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (286), Suzy Wong (39), Sweet Bunny (25), Sweetie (288), V.V. (685), Vaseline Thighs (48), Wank-King's Wanker (185), Wanking (29)
Returners - 11
Beverly Hills Pink Cock (171), Billion Sucker (171), Cabbage Princess (96), G.I. Joe (500), Golden Waterfall (42), Lady Gaga (55), Lady Squeeze My Tube (320), Spankinstein (40), Tampax (362), Testicles (44), Whitefish (22)
Visitors - 7
Danger Girl (5), Eirik Ellingsen (2), Norwegian Star (1), Six Foot Dick (6), Tananis Cherdchoo (2), Wait Awhile (4), Wimada Thaucharoen (3)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
G.I. Joe Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
Tampax Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 30 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Tak Namuenwai Was Given The Hash Name Danger Girl
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Hellboy (RIP) (02 Jul)
Ben 10 (04 Jul)
Proposition (04 Jul)
Hard On (05 Jul)
Ice Queen (30 Jun)
Knicker Sniffer (03 Jul)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

G.I. Joe
500 Runs

Scribe Report by Seal Sucker

Like a well oiled machine the pineapple truck awaits us to take us to the pristine Lakeside A-Site.

The A-Site is a popular spot and not too far out of town which is a bonus, in fact you could almost say we are still in town.

GM introduces visitors, virgins and new shoes, V.V. beats REALLY SADISTIC to down the Chang for HONEY BEAR's new old shoes.

At first appearance I thought the hares were BEETROOT HEAD and HONEY BEAR but I was informed it was V.T. and HONEY BEAR, this would be her third hare in two weeks, Hare Hero.

V.T. tries to explain that paper is on the ground and not up in the sky. HONEY BEAR says that is correct it's on the ground, but V.T. tells her to shut the f--k up because some could be perhaps up in the air. Never mind you could feel the LOVE in the air.

It was a typical urban trail some busy roads ,construction sites with empty Cambodian workers shacks, lots of Soi dogs because they had not been required for the B.B.Q, a few cattle, and believe it or not a bit of tapioca.

The circle is called the all-important Raffle is dispensed with, lots of cracks win the great prizes. Good, anything to keep them happy.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes over, ices Hares and NIGHT RIDER's crack gets named DANGER GIRL for crashing several cars

G.M ices Eric Clapton and his virgin wife Linda L L.

TAMPAX gets award for 30 hares.

G.I, JOE passed a milestone 500 Runs and it's agreed every run he's at least made it out of the A-Site,

G.I.  has ice power, and needs surrogate hashers because the true culprits have long gone.

HONEY BEAR sings the Hare Song, and V.T shows his ring.

Last down-downs are downed.

Hash Hymn done and dusted for another week.

PS: HULK is scribe next week
     and my new body guard, see him about any complaints ~~

On-On!  Seal Sucker

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