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PH3 Run 1666

Monday, 8 Feb 2016

Hares: Burl Ives, Golden Rivet
Scribe: Mental Disorder
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 78

Total Hashers This Week - 78

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Hashers Present Last Week - 57
Anal Cheese (97), Baht Bus Gestapo (38), Ball Ringer (543), Bell End (335), Ben 10 (73), Bengt Potato (137), Black Diamond (6), Black Dragon (6), Blue Sky (29), Bob-A-Gob (6), Bum Boy (40), Casper (31), Crapper (53), Crocodile (114), Dame Liberace (RIP) (285), Del Boy (41), Duchess Tadpole (463), Emperor Airhead (1340), Flying Finn (139), Funny Bunny (28), Fuzzy Lure (127), G.I. Joe (577), Gangreen (234), Golden Rivet (44), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (2), Helium Head (107), Jingle Balls (58), Karamba (310), Lady Flipper (639), Lady Squeeze My Tube (393), Lost Cause (76), Mango Muncher (14), Menstrual Disorder (112), Mental Disorder (132), Mrs. Head (690), Necrophilia Night Rider (131), (73), No More Cum (182), Odd Job (369), Peler (317), Pocket Socket (22), Scar W/2Ts (227), Sir Arse-A-Holic (631), Sir Free Willy (661), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (661), Sir Spaghetti Head (826), Slack Vagina (46), Special Price (112), Sperm Polluter (56), Steptoe (173), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (361), Tampax (395), Tiny Anal Torpedo (139), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (199), Two Time (151), V.V. (760), Wank-King's Wanker (267)
Returners - 17
Baby Dee (6), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (191), Borderline (53), Burl Ives (58), Doesn't Touch The Sides (274), Kee Mah (218), Lady Gaga (84), Lady Snake (28), Love Boat (36), Miss Use Me (55), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (300), Running Deer (18), Scarlet Pimpernel (96), Sgt Lone Wolf (385), Sir Velcro Dick (338), Telly Tubby (15), Turd Burglar (192)
Visitors - 4
Gecko Man (1), Mag Rittinghaus (1), Werner Heinle (4), Yasmine Heinle (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Pig Pusher Swine Stabber Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Dr. Dick (14 Feb)
Sperm Polluter (10 Feb)
Bell Star (13 Feb)
Mayo Queen (13 Feb)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Pig Pusher Swine Stabber
300 Runs

Scribe Report by Mental Disorder

What a great day for a hash run, not hot and not cold just right. We jump on the baht bus to see many happy faces and the convoy heads to the A-Site. On arrival at the A-Site we are greeted by LIBERACE and BALL RINGER who are both eager to sign us up and take our money. NO MORE CUM calls the circle to order and introduces the virgin Mag Rittinghaus, and then introduces the two Hares to the circle, BURL IVES and GOLDEN RIVET. They explain their run and off we go to calls of ON ON. It was a great run which is well papered and some challenging checks, great work by the two Hares.

NO MORE CUM calls the second circle at 6:30 pm where he ices the two Hares, the hashers all agree that they enjoyed the run and thanked the Hares.

SCAR W/2T'S  comes in to the circle in replacement to EMPEROR AIRHEAD who went missing in action. What a great job SCAR W/2T'S did in his absence.

He then iced the BEER HUNTERS and inquired how their hunting went with smiles all around and thumbs up.

SIR FREE WILLY starts the Raffle where there are a lot of great prizes to be won. The lucky winners this week were, FLYING FINN, RUNNING DEER, VV, DEL BOY, Mag Rittinghaus (virgin), POCKET SOCKET, TWO TIME?

This weeks AWARDS represented to PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER for 300 run and BORDERLINE with his 50 run plate.

NO MORE CUM iced LIBERACE and BAHT BUS GESTAPO and thank them for their weekly weather reports posted on Facebook, and the extra advice from a caring LIBERACE to bring warm clothes.

MENTAL DISORDER, iced  MANGO MUNCHER and asked her to explain the game she loves to play every night in bed called C.O.C.K She also explain that her boyfriend is happy for her to play that game every night in bed. Lucky man.

GANGREEN and STEPTOE also had their time in the circle and entertained the hashers with some great stories and fun, BURL IVES then entered the circle to do the Hare Song which he did with great enthusiasm. Once again a big thank you for a great day out.

The Hash Hymn was sung and then we all jump on to the baht buses to head back for more drinking and fun. We look forward to seeing you all again for the very especial Valentines Run next Monday and don't forget to all of you, bring your valentine with you.

On-On!  Mental Disorder

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