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PH3 Run 1665

Monday, 1 Feb 2016

Hares: Linear Accelerator, Tampax, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: Hulk
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 86

Total Hashers This Week - 86

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Hashers Present Last Week - 52
Anal Cheese (96), Baht Bus Gestapo (37), Ball Ringer (542), Beetroot Head (39), Bell End (334), Ben 10 (72), Bengt Potato (136), Bob-A-Gob (5), Crapper (52), Dame Liberace (RIP) (284), Del Boy (40), Duchess Tadpole (462), Emperor Airhead (1339), Flying Finn (138), Funny Bunny (27), Fuzzy Lure (126), G.I. Joe (576), Gangreen (233), Golden Rivet (43), Helium Head (106), Jingle Balls (57), Lady Flipper (638), Lady Squeeze My Tube (392), Left Behind (7), Linear Accelerator (109), Lost Cause (75), Mango Muncher (13), Marcus Skiddus (2), Menstrual Disorder (111), Mental Disorder (131), Mrs. Head (689), Necrophilia Night Rider (130), No More Cum (181), Paprika Smiley (100), Peler (316), Penelope Pitstop (5), Pocket Socket (21), Rasputin (70), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (145), Scar W/2Ts (226), Sir Arse-A-Holic (630), Sir Free Willy (660), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (660), Sir Spaghetti Head (825), Slack Vagina (45), Special Price (111), Steptoe (172), Stool Mover (25), Tampax (394), Two Time (150), V.V. (759), Wank-King's Wanker (266)
Returners - 21
Black Diamond (5), Blue Sky (28), Bum Boy (39), Casper (30), Cheap Norgy Cunt (218), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (254), Crocodile (113), Hulk (108), Karamba (309), Mineless Cunt (87), Mr. Potato Head (10), (72), Odd Job (368), Robbing Bastard (199), Rubber Dick (174), Spankinstein (65), Sperm Polluter (55), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (360), Suzy Wong (69), Tiny Anal Torpedo (138), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (198)
Visitors - 13
Amit Kraldman (1), Black Dragon (5), Forrest Dump (1), Gonorrhea (1), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (1), Ie Pornthip (1), Matthew Gauld (1), Pick A Winner (1), Pim Chnaradee (1), Richard Folds (1), Room Service (2), Slippery Arse (2), Wanker (7)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Paprika Smiley Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fuzzy Lure (06 Feb)
The Wizard (01 Feb)
She's The Boss (04 Feb)
Khomthiphat Rathip (03 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Paprika Smiley
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Hulk

Webmaster note: Our server was down for 2 1/2 days delaying updating the site. All back to nurmal now.

It's Monday again and you know, Monday is a hashing day! So we went out to the beautiful A-Site off Highway 36, providing total privacy.

Upon arriving, SIR FREE WILLY approached me and asked me to be the Scribe. So blame him, if you don't like any of the words below.

Our GM NMC called the first circle and we were informed, that standing and drinking publicly in the Baht busses should be avoided in the future, since a bunch of hashers were fined in the previous week for these offenses. Which reminds me of an article I've just read about 50 Thai police and military personnel raided a honourable Bridge club, operating since 1994.

The Bridge Club doesn't play for money, only for points. Anyway, they've held 32 elderly people (there was a 84 year old Dutch lady amongst them!) under a Thai law from 1935 that says no one can possess more than 120 playing cards at a time. Another alleged offence related to the fact that the cards did not have an official government seal on the boxes. After spending nearly 12 hours in custody, they all were released on bail at 3 am in the morning (shit, all bars are closing then).

The President of the Contract Bridge League of Thailand traveled to Pattaya to provide further information on “Bridge” and how it is played for points and not money. So police decided not to refer the case to Court. So the outcome is NOTHING - except that you can find this story now worldwide in the news. Well done!

We went off for the run through a lush and beautiful nature. As you know, my body is not really designed for running and I hate mountains. So I've also appreciated the mostly flat layout of the run.

After the run, V.V. provided very tasty BBQ'ed veal sausages. Lucky as I am, my better half couldn't take it completely. So I had to sacrifice myself and eat her second half.

Second circle was called and the good thing on being a Scribe is, you're allowed to sit. So I prepared myself with a seat, paper and pen and started to take plenty of notes. We had all the usual stuff in the circle, like Raffle, stats and icing Hares.

Fortunately, two of the Hares are with the PH3 band, The Bunglers. So as the Hares Song, they performed a well-known song of David Bowie, who sadly passed away the week before.

Wonder why there are not much details about the circles in this scribe? Well, here's the story. Upon leaving the run site, I've folded my notes and put it in the pocket of my speedo. You gotta know, the notes are always my reminder to provide the scribe to the webmaster.

This time I've forgotten to take the notes out of the pocket. Also my wife, beloved SUZY WONG, forgot to check the pockets before washing the speedo on the next day. So my notes have transformed to a small ball of cellulose.

On-On!  Hulk

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