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PH3 Run 1719

Monday, 13 Feb 2017

Valentines Run

Hares: Bell Star, Menstrual Disorder, Mental Disorder, Scar W/2Ts
Scribe: Beetroot Head
Hash Flash: Gangreen, The Wizard
Runners: 101

Total Hashers This Week - 101

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Hashers Present Last Week - 68
Anal Cheese (103), Arse Bandit (7), Arse Van Hole (23), Ball Ringer (593), Beetroot Head (50), Bell End (376), Ben 10 (114), Billion Sucker (205), Bob Snot Here (33), Bum Boy (77), Burl Ives (100), Camel Humper (105), Casper (53), Crow Fucker (27), Dame Liberace (RIP) (330), Desert Scorpion (97), Dirt Looney (79), Doesn't Touch The Sides (311), Emperor Airhead (1389), Flying Finn (164), Fuzzy Lure (144), G.I. Joe (622), Gaddafi's Bride (8), Gaddafi's Husband (2), Gangreen (285), General Kidney Wiper (759), Ging Gang Goolies (15), Golden Rivet (89), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (16), Harbor Whore (27), Lady Flipper (687), Lady Squeeze My Tube (431), Lost Cause (121), Love Boat (60), Lucky Number (13), Marathon Man (198), Mayo Queen (15), Menstrual Disorder (149), Mental Disorder (175), Miss Use Me (98), Mr. Potato Head (23), (83), No More Cum (203), Paprika Smiley (120), Peler (348), Pink Dolphin (20), Pole Fucker (38), Rat Von Kiel (34), Scar W/2Ts (248), Seal Sucker (226), Sir Arse-A-Holic (682), Sir Free Willy (709), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (713), Sir Velcro Dick (358), Smokey Trucky Fucky (20), Sperm Polluter (78), Splinter Dick (9), Steptoe (191), Tampax (428), The Wizard (32), Tom Boy (215), Tossa (24), Trafalgar (7), Two Time (189), Unstable Load (42), Wank-King's Wanker (319), Weasel's Willy Warmer (5), Wee Moaning Weasel (112)
Returners - 19
Bell Star (27), Biggus Dickus (63), Black Diamond (25), Black Hole (135), Chicken Dundee (20), German Shepherd (293), Greyhound (RIP) (165), Hawkeye (58), Helium Head (122), Jackal (190), Kee Mah (230), Mud Cracker (91), Mud's Crack (37), Noriega (66), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (371), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (163), Special Price (127), Street Cleaner (68), That’s The One (127)
Visitors - 14
Big Stick (1), Black Dragon (16), Chuang Surason (2), Comes With Pressure (17), Etoofali (1), Frodo (15), Inibrio (2), Marcus Skiddus (7), Marlin Harbor Slut (1), No Cure (1), Not Yet (2), Roxanne Bonaci (2), Werner Heinle (5), Yasmine Heinle (3)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 4
Burl Ives Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Beetroot Head Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Casper Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
No More Cum Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 200 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Ewok (16 Feb)
Bell Star (13 Feb)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Burl Ives
100 Runs
Beetroot Head
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Beetroot Head

Upon arriving at the Monastery Hill for this time a Valentine's Run, a beautiful place for the A-Site and a stone's throw away from Pattaya. There was a MENTAL DISORDER #2.

Second time hashing Rosanne from Malta, was already drinking out of the beer truck. I could see Grand Master going straight up to her in disbelief, whilst she was cool and relaxed and kept on enjoying. And did not go for the run! Lazy bitch!

The circle was called and the hares explained the run, and pointed us to the right direction for a supposingly 7km run. (The walkers were told to hold back for their short walk.)

We started running down the hill across the road into the village. Lots of tarmac and rubbish. Not really an in-town run, but also not a traditional hash run in the country side.

It was a well marked trail, very easy to follow. SCAR mentioned a few dogs not a few hundred. Good back checks and checks kept the pack together. Not really a workout as the run was only 5 km! Lying lazy hares!

The second circle was called when it was still light. FREE WILLY did his shitty fixed Raffle as usual and everybody wanted the pink rabbit.

Harriettes called into the circle to receive a red rose from their other halves. AIRHEAD took the circle and iced the hares for a shitty run. AIRHEAD iced LIBERACE and presented him with a wooden plaque with the hash brain.

The Belgians were iced for being like cockroaches because there are so many of them. What the fuck, EMPEROR AIRHEAD was walking around with the pink rabbit under his arm!!

Hash awards: BURL IVES 100 Runs; BEETROOT HEAD 50 Runs; CASPER 50 Runs T-Shirt; NMC 200 Runs T-shirt.

In the end, NORIEGA came in the circle put his hair down acting like a girl immitating Thai women. Hillarious! The Maltese girl was iced and even lied down, and so was BEETROOT, he was put in the bucket for not telling her the rules of the Hash!! ??

Circle closed.

On-On!  Beetroot Head

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