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PH3 Run 1720

Monday, 20 Feb 2017

The Flemish Run

Hares: Arse Van Hole, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen, Rat Von Kiel, Unstable Load
Scribe: Splinter Dick
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 114

Total Hashers This Week - 114

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Hashers Present Last Week - 66
Anal Cheese (104), Arse Bandit (8), Arse Van Hole (24), Ball Ringer (594), Bell End (377), Ben 10 (115), Big Stick (2), Burl Ives (101), Chicken Dundee (21), Chuang Surason (3), Dame Liberace (RIP) (331), Dirt Looney (80), Doesn't Touch The Sides (312), Flying Finn (165), Fuzzy Lure (145), G.I. Joe (623), Gaddafi's Bride (9), Gaddafi's Husband (3), Gangreen (286), General Kidney Wiper (760), Ging Gang Goolies (16), Golden Rivet (90), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (17), Harbor Whore (28), Helium Head (123), Inibrio (3), Kee Mah (231), Lady Flipper (688), Lost Cause (122), Love Boat (61), Lucky Number (14), Marathon Man (199), Marcus Skiddus (8), Marlin Harbor Slut (2), Mayo Queen (16), Menstrual Disorder (150), Mental Disorder (176), Miss Use Me (99), Mr. Potato Head (24), (84), No More Cum (204), Not Yet (3), Paprika Smiley (121), Pink Dolphin (21), Pole Fucker (39), Rat Von Kiel (35), Scar W/2Ts (249), Sir Arse-A-Holic (683), Sir Free Willy (710), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (714), Sir Velcro Dick (359), Smokey Trucky Fucky (21), Special Price (128), Splinter Dick (10), Steptoe (192), Street Cleaner (69), Tampax (429), The Wizard (33), Tom Boy (216), Tossa (25), Trafalgar (8), Two Time (190), Unstable Load (43), Wank-King's Wanker (320), Weasel's Willy Warmer (6), Wee Moaning Weasel (113)
Returners - 30
Baht Bus Gestapo (68), Bananas (RIP) (69), Bob-A-Gob (24), Bow Tie (26), Cheap Norgy Cunt (232), Crapper (99), Crazy German (12), Duchess Tadpole (507), Funny Bunny (41), Jack Wow (3), Lady Snake (56), Lovely Lady (8), Mrs. Head (736), Necrophilia Night Rider (177), No Trucking Idea (95), One More Time (60), Parou Parou (20), Phantom (41), Pocket Socket (62), Rabbit Shooter (100), Real Old (RIP) (6), Robbing Bastard (223), Sgt Lone Wolf (424), Sir Spaghetti Head (872), Slack Vagina (60), Stool Mover (32), Telly Tubby (45), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (213), Up The Butt (172), Whore In The Window (20)
Visitors - 18
anna maria Wilhemsen (1), Billy No Mates (2), Bollywood (3), Chicken George (1), Dino Higham (1), Dr Fucking Jekyll (1), Gay Ray (1), Groucho Marx (7), jan Besta (1), Left Behind (10), Mister Fister (1), Not Cleaver (1), Rampant Rabbit (1), Robin Newman (3), Short Circuit (1), Sten Jensen (1), Top Off (1), Water Rat (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Rabbit Shooter Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
John Gummer Was Given The Hash Name Arse Bandit
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Barnacle Bollox (26 Feb)
Scar W/2Ts (25 Feb)
Teaspoon (RIP) (20 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Rabbit Shooter
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Splinter Dick

Flemish connection are the hares. Total of 114 runners and 3 virgins. Ten Phuket visitors note one moment of silence for three passed hashers.

First runner was in at 5:49 INIBRIO in front, followed closely by the whole group of runners. ROBBING BASTARD led five late walkers in just before dark.

For supper a nice Belgian sasuage and bun was served to all.

GM MENTAL DISORDER called the circle and iced three Belgian hares, they had paid personally for the fine food. The run was voted short, but very beautiful. BOLLYWOOD was tired. Phuket runners liked the light bulbs, but no paper on the run. A special Flemish run.

FREE WILLY on the ice for leaving trash on the last hash, then takes the circle for the Raffle, a success as usual.

WANK-KING'S WANKER circle confirms there are four hares, one on the ice for not speaking English. BURL IVES is awarded his 100 run shirt. Why the Hell does his shirt have 50 runs on the chest and 100 runs on the back?  MENSTRUAL DISORDER has 150 runs and RABBIT SHOOTER has 100 runs. Give us a note.

NO MORE CUM introduces John Gummer as an eight time hasher and names him ARSE BANDIT. LADY SNAKE on the ice for not knowing what the 1917 Russian Revolution was about. CRAZY GERMAN, WANK-KING'S WANKER and LONE WOLF on the ice, LONE WOLF gets a 6.5 for a motorcycle crash.

GM ices the 2 virgins, they are happy with the hash. GROUCHO MARX in the bucket.

BURL IVES takes the circle and ices all Harley Davidson lovers. He likes his small bike in Hong Kong better.

GM speaks of a family dispute BOLLYWOOD and JACK WOW locked out of their condo, maybe he is smaller now.

Phuket GM introduces all ten visiting Phuket hashers. Give them a note.

MENTAL DISORDER ices three cops and three cons.

SCAR W/2T'S ices FREE WILLY, two virgins and a Phuket hasher. Hash Hero LADY SNAKE on ice as well as the Beer Hunters for being too thirsty. WANK-KING'S WANKER in the bucket. Flemish connection back on ice and a note for the sponsorship and the supper.

GM puts STEPTOE and the CRAZY GERMAN on ice for having their birthday. STEPTOE is leaving for England. There will be some lonely girls in town.

We call on the Hares to sing us a song. A Belgium song. Yeah! to the Belgians.

Four Hares called to the circle, a note to them. Hash Hymm is sung with pride as usual and on on to the TQ bar for more good fun.

On-On!  Splinter Dick

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