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PH3 Run 1721

Monday, 27 Feb 2017

Hares: Burl Ives, Golden Rivet
Scribe: Scar W/2Ts
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 99

Total Hashers This Week - 99

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Hashers Present Last Week - 77
Anal Cheese (105), anna maria Wilhemsen (2), Arse Bandit (9), Arse Van Hole (25), Baht Bus Gestapo (69), Ball Ringer (595), Bell End (378), Ben 10 (116), Big Stick (3), Burl Ives (102), Chicken Dundee (22), Chuang Surason (4), Crapper (100), Crazy German (13), Dame Liberace (RIP) (332), Dirt Looney (81), Doesn't Touch The Sides (313), Duchess Tadpole (508), Flying Finn (166), Fuzzy Lure (146), G.I. Joe (624), Gaddafi's Bride (10), Gaddafi's Husband (4), Gangreen (287), General Kidney Wiper (761), Ging Gang Goolies (17), Golden Rivet (91), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (18), Groucho Marx (8), Harbor Whore (29), Inibrio (4), Kee Mah (232), Lady Flipper (689), Lady Snake (57), Left Behind (11), Lost Cause (123), Love Boat (62), Lovely Lady (9), Lucky Number (15), Marathon Man (200), Marlin Harbor Slut (3), Mayo Queen (17), Menstrual Disorder (151), Mental Disorder (177), Miss Use Me (100), Mr. Potato Head (25), Mrs. Head (737), Necrophilia Night Rider (178), (85), No More Cum (205), Not Yet (4), Paprika Smiley (122), Parou Parou (21), Phantom (42), Pink Dolphin (22), Pocket Socket (63), Rat Von Kiel (36), Real Old (RIP) (7), Scar W/2Ts (250), Sgt Lone Wolf (425), Sir Arse-A-Holic (684), Sir Free Willy (711), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (715), Sir Spaghetti Head (873), Sir Velcro Dick (360), Smokey Trucky Fucky (22), Splinter Dick (11), Street Cleaner (70), Tampax (430), Telly Tubby (46), The Wizard (34), Tom Boy (217), Tossa (26), Two Time (191), Unstable Load (44), Wank-King's Wanker (321), Whore In The Window (21)
Returners - 16
Beetroot Head (51), Bengt Potato (147), Bum Boy (78), Camel Humper (106), Crow Fucker (28), Desert Scorpion (98), Gas Man (37), Giggle Tits (RIP) (6), Greyhound (RIP) (166), Jackal (191), Lady Squeeze My Tube (432), Mr. Giggle Shit (8), Odd Job (395), Patpom (5), Peler (349), Snake Bite (5)
Visitors - 6
Big Bouy (3), Etoofali (2), Jasmin Haiui (1), Marc Landert (6), Robert Koelemeiter (3), Werner Haiui (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 7
Golden Rivet Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Marathon Man Was Congratulated For 200 Runs With The PH3
Crapper Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Miss Use Me Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Beetroot Head Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Burl Ives Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
Peler Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 3
Lovely Lady Hash Name Was Changed To Selfie Queen
Ken Real Was Given The Hash Name Real Old
Shella Peralta Was Given The Hash Name Gaddafi's Husband
Birthdays - 8
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Supa Dick (02 Mar)
Special Price (28 Feb)
Charlie's Bullet Hole (03 Mar)
Harbor Whore (02 Mar)
Jack Wow (28 Feb)
Festering Fish Face (01 Mar)
Bee (05 Mar)
Norwegian Mosquito (02 Mar)

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Saints and Sinners - 1
EtoofaliHash Crash: Fell over on the trail and bruised her leg.

Awards This Run

Golden Rivet
5 Hared Runs
Marathon Man
200 Runs
Crapper
100 Runs
Miss Use Me
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Scar W/2Ts

Today was a different Monday for me. I was to drive the beer truck in V.V’s absence. TWO TIME had already bought the beer, so it was for me only to drive and get the ice before driving out to the run A-Site.

TAMPAX was there as well helping with the ice, and loading and unloading all the stuff that is needed to make PH3 a great Hash.

A-Site was at Monastery Hill or Spag Hill as we used to call it. I was here only 2 weeks ago when I, myself was one of the hares, but there are many ways around a hill. :-)

Good turn up again this Monday, but did not get the exact number, but after all had arrived and signed up we set out. Trail was made for runners and walkers, and it was only 100 meters before we were attacked by wasps. I managed to escape out in a field of high grass, and get around those angry bastards.

Catching up with a few other walkers I walked the running trail. As these days I am a walker. That also meant that all checks were broken, so I got 6,1 K in total.

Catching up with a few good looking girls, which all where holding their phones up in front of them, texting or filming or playing games, I don’t know. I  later heard that one of them fell over and hurt her leg. Say no more.

Back in all seemed pleased with the run. The hares were nowhere to be seen so could not thank them for their efforts? Did not see them at all before the circle was called?

Our GM MENTAL DISORDER started off as normal with icing the hares, and then handed it over to the Raffle trickster SIR FREE WILLY, and one winner after another appeared, leaving nothing to me.

WANK-KING'S WANKER took over, and called in BURL IVES to give him a 100 Run Shirt, which was handed out last Monday with a major spelling mistake. BEETROOT HEAD got his 50 Run Shirt as well.

MENTAL back in the circle icing myself for losing a beer cooler last night, after he got me drunk on the beach.  :-)  Also the Hash Crash lady from Uganda ETOOFALI got her new safety head gear.

NO MORE CUM takes the circle and immediately put KEE MAH and another strange fellow in the bucket for talking too much, well done! NMC also ices CRAZY GERMAN because he cannot travel alone to Udon Thani,

GAS MAN is on the ice for spending nearly a week in Pattaya and can’t find any running shoes, still walking around in flip flops since he arrived.

I got the circle for a short time, a bit weird being in the circle complete sober, so it wasn’t much to talk about.

Well I am sure there was a few more things to write of, but I am tired, gonna sleep some and then of to Bangkok tomorrow morning to watch Guns ’n Roses concert. I promise not to stay sober for long.

See you on Wednesday for a social day on the beach.

On-On!  Scar w/2t's

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