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PH3 Run 1722

Monday, 6 Mar 2017

Hares: Beetroot Head, Tossa
Scribe: Arse Bandit
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 87

Total Hashers This Week - 87

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Hashers Present Last Week - 73
anna maria Wilhemsen (3), Arse Bandit (10), Arse Van Hole (26), Baht Bus Gestapo (70), Ball Ringer (596), Beetroot Head (52), Bell End (379), Ben 10 (117), Big Bouy (4), Big Stick (4), Bum Boy (79), Burl Ives (103), Camel Humper (107), Chicken Dundee (23), Crapper (101), Dame Liberace (RIP) (333), Desert Scorpion (99), Dirt Looney (82), Duchess Tadpole (509), Flying Finn (167), Fuzzy Lure (147), G.I. Joe (625), Gaddafi's Bride (11), Gaddafi's Husband (5), Gangreen (288), Giggle Tits (RIP) (7), Ging Gang Goolies (18), Golden Rivet (92), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (19), Groucho Marx (9), Harbor Whore (30), Jasmin Haiui (2), Lady Flipper (690), Lady Snake (58), Lady Squeeze My Tube (433), Lost Cause (124), Love Boat (63), Lovely Lady (10), Marlin Harbor Slut (4), Mayo Queen (18), Menstrual Disorder (152), Mental Disorder (178), Miss Use Me (101), Mr. Giggle Shit (9), Mrs. Head (738), Necrophilia Night Rider (179), (86), No More Cum (206), Odd Job (396), Peler (350), Phantom (RIP) (43), Pink Dolphin (23), Pocket Socket (64), Rat Von Kiel (37), Real Old (RIP) (8), Scar W/2Ts (251), Sgt Lone Wolf (426), Sir Arse-A-Holic (685), Sir Free Willy (712), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (716), Sir Spaghetti Head (874), Sir Velcro Dick (361), Smokey Trucky Fucky (23), Splinter Dick (12), Street Cleaner (71), Telly Tubby (47), The Wizard (35), Tom Boy (218), Tossa (27), Two Time (192), Unstable Load (45), Wank-King's Wanker (322), Whore In The Window (22)
Returners - 11
Antique (141), Billion Sucker (206), Bow Tie (27), Foxy Cleopatra (24), Helium Head (124), Jack Wow (4), Jungle Mother (7), Jungle Princess (20), Robbing Bastard (224), Special Price (129), V.V. (804)
Visitors - 3
Bollywood (4), Forrest Dump (3), I Am Geronimo (10)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
Miss Use Me Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
Crapper Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
Golden Rivet Received His Cap In Recognition Of 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Selfie Queen Hash Name Was Changed To Lovely Lady
Birthdays - 1
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Bam Bam (RIP) (08 Mar)

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Saints and Sinners - 1
TossaHash Trash: Littering the A-Site.

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Arse Bandit

After a rare no virgin, no new shoes start the gates have us the "run" down on their well prepared venue.  Red!  Yes, BEETROOT Red paper to be used.

Off we go...... After the 10k run and approximately 4 to 6k walk everybody was back safe and asked what they thought of the run.... Oh, it seems the farmer had ploughed up half the route and taken most of the red paper over the first 5 to 6k causing great talking points along the way. Moaning and groaning back at the A-Site too. "Complete military fuck up" and "checks too long" were mentioned.

Raffle was done quickly and SIR FREE WILLY was heard to say when there's a lot of moaning about the run he gets a low turn out for the Raffle.... But it went off smoothly.

After the down down for the winners it was thank you to CRAPPER and (on the ice with ) POCKET SOCKET his future wife, or puppy owner, I don't know which. But they got advice on the ice from.... didn't catch his name.

VV has been away in Belgium and thanks was given to TWO TIME, his lady for doing his job of getting the ice and drinks and making sure they got to the A-Site on time. Down-down was given.

About buying a puppy "from the puppy shop". I think that was code but not too sure. Next was a mention about the Beach BBQ.

TWO TIME and ODD-JOB were given a down down and a big thank you for a successful happy day. Captain Jack Sparrow Legs (WANK-KING'S WANKER) got his legs out at the BBQ but said he won't do it again this year.

Next up CRAPPER and MISS USE ME each got their 100 Run Shirts. GOLDEN RIVET received his 5 Hared Runs cap. PELER was congratulated on his 350th Run.

LOVELY LADY was put on the ice to get her name back. But. She also got caught throwing a water bottle away and got the Hash Trash name as well. ha ha! Hares back in the bucket and getting a moan again from WANK-KING'S WANKER.

ULI'S GOOLIES in a pink gay jacket was iced and given a vote on whether to wear it in public or not... general consensus - ok.

TOSSA was also given the Hash Trash hat for getting caught trashing his own trail.

NO MORE CUM got his best friends on the ice to say sorry for taking 3 hours to drive to Bangkok. And then miss the turn off for the Guns 'n Roses concert. Wow, how could anyone hold back from saying something???

Wankers song was sung for the hares. BURL IVES sang a song for St David's Day and many people joined in when they knew the words.

Mis-management - all of them were iced.

Then POCKET SOCKET was asked to lead the Hash Hymn.

On on bar was the M Club where free food was fried rice was given and was really good.

On-On!  Arse Bandit

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