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PH3 Run 1742

Monday, 24 Jul 2017

Aussie Run


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Hares: Blue Cockatoo, Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Menstrual Disorder, Mental Disorder, No Knickers, Phantom, Piss Poorer, Scarlet Pimpernel, Sgt Lone Wolf
Scribe: Crimson Penis
Hash Flash: Gangreen, Menstrual Disorder
Runners: 74

Total Hashers This Week - 74

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Hashers Present Last Week - 50
Arse Van Hole (46), Ball Ringer (612), Bell End (394), Ben 10 (132), Bob-A-Gob (31), Bum Boy (99), Camel Humper (115), Dame Liberace (RIP) (352), Dirt Looney (102), Dreggs (18), Duchess Tadpole (525), Emperor Airhead (1409), G.I. Joe (642), Gangreen (305), Gas Man (40), General Kidney Wiper (777), Giggle Tits (RIP) (22), Golden Rivet (110), Harbor Quickstart (11), Lady Flipper (709), Lost Cause (142), Master Chef (76), Mayo Queen (37), Mental Disorder (195), Mr. Giggle Shit (24), Mrs. Head (756), Necrophilia Night Rider (196), Peler (366), Phantom (61), Pink Dolphin (41), Rat Von Kiel (55), Sauce For The Goose (50), Scarlet Pimpernel (111), Seal Sucker (238), Sgt Lone Wolf (442), She's The Boss (11), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (76), Sir Arse-A-Holic (704), Sir Free Willy (731), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (730), Sir Spaghetti Head (893), Speedy Gonorrhea (3), Tampax (443), The Wizard (54), Two Time (207), Unstable Load (65), V.V. (821), Wank-King's Wanker (342), Weasel's Willy Warmer (13), Wee Moaning Weasel (120)
Returners - 16
Bob Snot Here (37), Carl Kvistad (4), Casper (57), Crimson Penis (49), Del Boy (88), Dog Licks Its Dick (221), Hurts Her Vagina (RIP) (5), Jack Wow (16), Jackal (197), Katoy Anal Masturbator (123), Lady Squeeze My Tube (447), Menstrual Disorder (166), No Knickers (22), Piss Poorer (66), Sperm Polluter (82), Tossa (39)
Visitors - 8
Blue Cockatoo (1), Gon Nontapa (1), Haakon Eriksson (1), Kamoy Joy (1), Peter Golding (1), Son Of Skippy (3), The Profiler (1), Wang Moocow (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Sauce For The Goose Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Compost Heap (28 Jul)
Stupid Kraut Cunt (25 Jul)
Sauce For The Goose (28 Jul)
Brotherly Luv (28 Jul)
Crap Thai (24 Jul)
Mai Wing Tong (30 Jul)
Milky Piss (29 Jul)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Sauce For The Goose
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Crimson Penis

Pattaya is probably the only city where I look forward to Mondays.

As usual, there are a lot of politics and intrigues that are going on. Normally I turn the deaf ear to and concentrate on having fun (drinking beer) instead. However, I would like to say that as a holiday visitor I do miss run-related hash T-shirts. I understand that you who live here and run every other race already have a container full of T-shirts and are totally uninterested to use important beer money on more sweaters. So returning to ten so-called T-shirt runs every year is probably not sustainable. But one or two T-shirt runs would probably work well every year.

So to the race, an 8km run laid by 9 men, but no walking path. So I walked a bit and then went back the same way, from those who ran the whole race I heard only happy comments. The rain prevented later on the ice examinations of the run.

After the run, good sausages were served as VV and TWO TIME had managed to grill without burning, this was sponsored by NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER (???? - Editor query), thank you all for it.

The circle began with the hares holding an ode. The ode of remembrance is an ode taken from Laurence Binyons "For the Fallen" from 1914, to honour those who died in the Battle of Long Tan 1966. Because the Aussie language is not the easiest to figure out and I did not read the paper that was distributed before I came home. I assumed it was Australian's Tet or Dien Bien Phu and thought a bit of "bla bla bla you lost, get over it."

At home, after a little googling, I realized that nothing could have been more wrong, this should not be compared with Tet or Dien Bien Phu, this is compared to the Battle at Thermopylae where the Spartans were 300 + 4900 other Greeks vs about 2-300,000 Persians. Company D from 6 RAR was 105 plus three New Zeländers vs 1500 - 2500, very impressive and something to be proud of.

Company D was probably all related to Paul Hogan (Croc Dundee) and smashed around the jungle sorrounding Long Tan muttering, "That's not a knife, this is a knife".

EMPEROR AIRHEAD has left the building, was the first sign, the other were the black clouds that came. SIR FREE WILLY had just produced the Raffle lottery, when the windswept passing the skies blew half of the lottery tickets away, must have been a kamikaze (divine wind ), because it did not blew mine away.

When I was on the way to the table with the lottery prizes, I get thinking and lose the ability to see any different prize than the absurd combination of 1 can of rat poison + sex lubricant. As in a trance I stretch for it and lift it, no shopping shouting, so I'm stuck with it. Other winners were found, LIBERACE, CASPER, as well as SPERM POLLUTER's daughter Alicia and some others.

My foundations about the strange pricecombination quickly got their response when SPERM POLUTTER's daughter who was a hash Virgin was invited to the circle where the GM told she studied criminology. He asked if she could do a nasty form of perpetrator's profile. FREE WILLY was placed on the ice as a try object. The description that he kills first and rapes after allowed me to look at my lottery win and the combination was now clear, looking for copy cats are we SIR WILLY?

The rest of the circle rained like my notes to a wet mourning. So it was just to start singing "Swing Low" and start running towards the bath buses and go to The Piss for good food and more beer. I'm sure I was in the state of beer hunger where you are "Ah, a dead rat, delicious!". But I still think their food would probably be just as tasty on a normal day.

By the way, what a nice guy LONE WOLF is (and he had nothing to do with me saying that). :-) 

On-On!  Crimson Penis

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