Another Monday has come upon us. The Hash was called to order and instructions were given out. SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD and the Beer Hunters took off and the hashers took off on the run. We started going through some water and up a little hill. The run become hot with little shade. The trail kept most of the walkers together and the runners coming in afterwards.
And so it came beer time. At exactly the same time the Beer Hunters came back. At the A-Site VV made his famous sausages. And they were good.
The circle was started and the hares were called in. A lot of positive comments were made. Most people enjoyed the run and thanked the hares.
SIR FREE WILLY did the weekly drawing and the lucky winners were happy.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle next. He iced the hares saying Happy Birthday. They were born same day eight years apart in same hospital. The birthday cake came and we sang Happy Birthday to the hares.
STUPID KRAUT KUNT was called in for being drunk for the whole weekend of the Cambodian Nash Hash.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD ended with a naming a gentleman claiming he was from Belgium (but actually from Holland). He was given the name FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG.
The GM took over and called STUPID KRAUT KUNT in. He asked what was his favorite part of the Cambodia Nash Hash. He said CANNONBALL buying German Bread at the market for him. Not sure if he ever tried it.
SCAR W/2T'S, ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA and CANNONBALL were called in. SCAR W/2T'S was called and asked why his beer tab was so much higher than ANFI and CANNONBALL.
Awards Time:
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA - 200 Runs T-Shirt.
WHORE IN THE WINDOW - 50 Runs T-Shirt.
ARSE VAN HOLE - 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
POL DANCER - 50 Runs with PH3.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER took the circle. He called the GM in to ask why he would give a broken horn out at the beginning of the run. NO MORE CUM was called in to ask about his flat in London that LORD CHICKEN FUCKER was going stay in. NO MORE CUM's place here has finger impression locks. A lot of concerns how LCF would get into his place in London.
The GM called in EASILY SATISFIED a visiting hasher from Germany. She is staying at the Disorder's place was asked about the sleeping arrangements.
NO MORE CUM took over the circle to ask SCAR W/2T'S about his hair coloring. UNSTABLE LOAD and the Belgians were called in about being Hash Crashes on the trail. UNSTABLE LOAD was given the prize for being the Hash Crash. ARSE VAN HOLE was called in for leaving a white towel on the trail.
SCAR W/2T'S time for the circle he called in STUPID KRAUT KUNT giving him a lovely blue hat from Cambodia.
BURL IVES called in SCAR W/2T'S and STUPID KRAUT KUNT and told them they missed the free beer from Bangkok Airways Lounge in Cambodia.
As the night almost came to an end a visitor from Guam was called in. Claiming she was a sex tourist and likes cheap people. She wanted to organize a gang bang with EASILY SATISFIED, PAPRIKA SMILEY, SCAR W/2T'S and the Disorders. No CANNONBALL.
Thanks to LONE WOLF for providing some excellent pictures of the night.
The hares were called in sing us a song. THANKS HARES FOR YOUR HARD WORK.
On-On! Cannon Ball