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PH3 Run 1779

Monday, 9 Apr 2018

Hares: Beverly Hills Pink Cock, V.V., Zenergy
Scribe: Jack Wow
Hash Flash: Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners: 71

Total Hashers This Week - 71

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 53
Arse Van Hole (83), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (227), Burl Ives (144), Cannon Ball (20), Chicken Dundee (70), Crapper (146), Dame Liberace (RIP) (389), Del Boy (113), Dirt Looney (132), Duchess Tadpole (554), Emperor Airhead (1437), French Kiss (2), Gangreen (341), Gas Man (42), General Kidney Wiper (812), German Kunt Kisser (RIP) (9), Ging Gang Goolies (30), Golden Rivet (141), I Mao (4), Invisible Man (83), Katoy Anal Masturbator (129), Lady Flipper (740), Lost Cause (172), Love Boat (94), Lucky Number (23), Maemot (44), Mayo Queen (72), Miss Use Me (143), Mr. Potato Head (34), Mrs. Head (786), No More Cum (235), Odd Job (419), Out Of Order (25), Paprika Smiley (146), Phantom (96), Pink Dolphin (73), Rasputin (78), Rubber Dick (217), Scar W/2Ts (279), Sir Arse-A-Holic (736), Sir Free Willy (762), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (767), Sir Spaghetti Head (923), Slack Vagina (71), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (2), Stupid Kraut Cunt (237), Tampax (459), The Wizard (87), Unstable Load (101), V.V. (856), Wank-King's Wanker (377), Wanking (43), Zenergy (31)
Returners - 18
Ball Ringer (643), Bell End (424), Ben 10 (162), Bum Boy (127), Cow Fister (48), Dog Licks Its Dick (228), Dreggs (35), Hoi Wan (47), Jack Wow (22), Ninja Princess (19), Parou Parou (31), Peler (381), Piss On It (32), Seal Sucker (253), Street Cleaner (89), Telly Tubby (88), What's Your Problem (17), Whore In The Window (55)
Visitors - 0
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
V.V. Was Congratulated For 170 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Katoy Anal Masturbator (11 Apr)
Wanking (09 Apr)
Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (11 Apr)
Beetroot Head (13 Apr)
Caroline (15 Apr)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 2
Lost CauseHash Hero: Calmed the angry landowner and saved the day.
Love BoatHash Crash: Fell on trail while taking photos.

Awards This Run

V.V.
170 Hared Runs

Scribe Report by Jack Wow

PH3 Run #1779 was a runner's dream! However, for someone suffering from jet lag and who missed the runner/walker split, it was still an excellent 8K run. VV, ZENERGY and BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK did an outstanding job! The trail had a nice mix of everything and, since VV was a hare, you can always count on getting your feet wet!

There was some unusual excitement at this run. VV tried to sneak the "A" site on to private property. In typical VV fashion, he thought no one would notice in an open field within easy sight of the road 20 cars and baht buses, nearly 100 people, circle stuff, lights, BBQ blazing away (which was delicious) and a general Marti Gras atmosphere. Well, the owner was initially a wee bit upset. However, VV employed the negotiating skills of LOST CAUSE to calm the owner. She was awarded the "Hash Hero" award by RA EMPEROR AIRHEAD for saving the day. There was a rumor LIBERACE may have helped douse the fire with a greasy palm.

The circle was expertly managed by THE WIZARD. I've been away for 6 months and was pleased to see THE WIZARD has developed into a kind and gentle GM. (Wink Wink) He not only praised and encouraged the weak minded, he gave us a history lesson on the woman's suffrage movement in England over 100 years ago! He had a nice leisurely conversation with LOVE BOAT, the Hash Flash, while she relaxed on the ice. THE WIZARD had us all in the palm of his hand as he recounted the story of Emily Dickenson, one of the early suffragettes, who threw herself in front of one of the King's race horses during a race and was trampled to death all just to make a point! That WIZARD, he sure knows how to spellbind a group of attentive drunks! Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!

WANK-KING'S WANKER tried to do the hash award ceremony, but after 5 minutes of mumbling and wandering around in a tight circle, he was led away. I guess we'll have to wait until next week for the results. Me thinks, he never seemed to recover from THE WIZARD politely bring to his attention that, as Webmaster, he posted the wrong hares for this hash and the location was for next weeks run. No worries, he's still loved and respected by all for his tireless contributions to the hash!

RA NO MORE CUM retrieved the Hash Trash Award from GING GANG GOOLIE and returned it to it's more traditional use until there is another violator.

RA SCAR acknowledged the "Death Wish Hero's" GASMAN and GERMAN KUNT KISSER for their never ending drinking marathon. Oh, and obviously, it's still ongoing!

THE WIZARD closed the circle and we all went to Nicky's, the OnON bar, for more delicious food and good cheer!

Bless you all, ya bunch of wankers :-)

On-On!  Jack Wow

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