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PH3 Run 1838

Monday, 27 May 2019

Hares: Happy Survivor, She's The Boss
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Bob-A-Gob
Runners: 57

Total Hashers This Week - 57

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 41
Arse Bandit (85), Arse Van Hole (116), B.B. (120), Ball Ringer (698), Bananas (RIP) (101), Bell End (476), Bengt Potato (166), Bob-A-Gob (65), Bum Boy (163), Cannon Ball (65), Dame Liberace (RIP) (446), Dirt Looney (190), Emperor Airhead (1490), French Kiss (42), G.I. Joe (732), Gangreen (397), Ging Gang Goolies (71), Golden Rivet (192), Hard On (15), Hoi Wan (82), Hot Gob (28), Irregular Period (76), Lady Squeeze My Tube (530), Lost Cause (223), Mayo Queen (123), Necrophilia Night Rider (279), Phantom (RIP) (143), Salon Queen (13), Sausage Head (15), Seal Sucker (285), She's The Boss (65), Sir Arse-A-Holic (787), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (821), Sir Velcro Dick (433), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (44), Speedo Pete (52), Telly Tubby (126), The Wizard (146), Two Time (285), Unstable Load (147), Wank-King's Wanker (435)
Returners - 10
Burley Chassis (5), Crap Thai (2), Duchess Tadpole (603), Fuck The Truth (349), Happy Survivor (56), Home Brew (28), Jack Wow (61), Out Of Order (33), Vios (36), Yanky Crank (14)
Visitors - 6
I Mao (11), Jocelyn Frondozo (1), Kermit The Frog (14), Pen Pritchard (3), Shallow Waters (4), Soapy (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Rat Von Kiel (01 Jun)
Siriyatra Paowana (02 Jun)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 4
Arse BanditHash Crash: for the bike incident.
Dirt LooneyHash Trash: for leaving his dirty toilet roll at the A-Site.
Dirt LooneyHash Hero: Drove the Beer Truck for VV this week.
Sir Really Sadistic BastardHash Trash: retained for another week.

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Home Brew

It was a good Run today, and not just because I am a FRB....!

HAPPY SURVIVOR and SHE'S THE BOSS clearly put a lot of thought and work into the Trail and the Circle endorsed this, with a well done for the food as well.

As always GM THE WIZARD had a full Agenda, kicking off with various Hash Trash awards/matters including DIRT LOONEY's Hash Trash hat being passed to ARSE BANDIT for putting his (push bike on the baht bus after Run 1837 and subsequently abandoning the same (the bike or the bus......?). ARSE BANDIT was also iced for allowing his GF to fall asleep for 1 1/2 hours (?) during a social event the previous evening.

DIRT LOONEY was in turn made a Hash Hero for driving the Beer Truck in VV's absence whilst SK BONE COLLECTOR and FRENCH KISS were commended for taking over at short notice and now operating Hash Rags in such an effective manner. Unfortunately SEAL SUCKER totally spoiled the moment by a wholly inappropriate down down and was punished accordingly.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD commented on FREE WILLY's cameo appearance and his continuing role as Hare Raiser. BURLY CHASSIS was acclaimed as best raffle ticket ticket seller ever; whilst BOB-A-GOB celebrated his 56th birthday, with 30 of those having been in Thailand.

WANK-KING'S WANKER, having given Bananas a 100 run award one week late, was in turn iced by LIBERACE who rather cryptically commented that intelligence is not connected to (lack of)... memory......

Hash formalities over, as an irregular visitor I reflected on low season meet ups having a different (and in a lot of ways better) feel than high season ones. However lower numbers can paradoxically lead to the committee members having to do even more things to make each event a success. So, please help out: sing- sing, no talking in the circle and volunteer to do something!

See you next time.

On-On!  Home Brew

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