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PH3 Run 1850

Monday, 19 Aug 2019

Antique's 75th Birthday Run

Hares: Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)
Scribe: Cannon Ball
Hash Flash: Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners: 93

Total Hashers This Week - 93

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Hashers Present Last Week - 43
Antique (179), Arse Van Hole (126), Ball Ringer (710), Bananas (RIP) (112), Bum Boy (173), Burl Ives (201), Cannon Ball (77), Casper (124), Chip Chip (29), Dame Liberace (RIP) (458), Dirt Looney (202), Duchess Tadpole (614), French Kiss (54), G.I. Joe (742), Gangreen (409), Golden Rivet (204), Hard On (26), Hoi Wan (93), Lady Squeeze My Tube (540), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1147), Lost Cause (235), Mayo Queen (130), Miss Use Me (204), Mountain Flower (2), Necrophilia Night Rider (291), Parisian Titi (29), PC Porn (RIP) (11), Phantom (154), Pink Dolphin (128), Sausage Head (26), She's The Boss (76), Sir Arse-A-Holic (799), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (833), Sir Wanda (50), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (56), Spastic Whore King (2), Sperm Polluter (151), Tampax (510), The Wizard (158), Two Time (296), Unstable Load (157), V.V. (925), Wank-King's Wanker (447)
Returners - 30
Atomic Muff Diver (25), Axel Grease (22), Baby Dee (21), Baby Wipes (121), Barnacle Bollox (201), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (255), Burley Chassis (6), Cherry Blossom (13), Computer Geek (10), Desi Swallow (124), Dog Licks Its Dick (248), Funny Bunny (9), Gas Man (50), Happy Survivor (63), Karamba (332), Knickerless (11), Lord Lucan (RIP) (277), Master Chef (110), Patpom (19), Pol Dancer (61), Running Deer (33), Sauce For The Goose (86), Scoobie Doo (114), Seal Sucker (296), Sgt Lone Wolf (519), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (110), Sir Velcro Dick (434), Snake Bite (19), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (240), Vios (39)
Visitors - 20
Andy Green (1), Bush Diver (RIP) (5), Cripple Nipple (1), Cripple Nipple (1), Emily Marlow (1), Hand Brake (5), James Howell (1), Jiliet Marlow (1), Nicholas Marlow (1), Nick Harrison (1), Nicole Marlow (2), Nicole Marlow (1), Nika Marlow (2), Pauline Smith (3), Pussy Controller (1), Sally Yongto (1), Sharron Normanton (3), Tanveer Patel (1), Wanky Franky (8), Zeta Normanton (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 5
Antique Was Congratulated For 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Gas Man Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Sir Wanda Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Scoobie Doo Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 35 Hared Runs With The PH3
Sgt Lone Wolf Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 30 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Helix (20 Aug)
Antique (19 Aug)
B.B. (22 Aug)
Spread Eagle (20 Aug)
Lady Drink (21 Aug)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Antique
10 Hared Runs
Gas Man
50 Runs
Sir Wanda
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Cannon Ball

Welcome to PH3 run number 1850 Antique's 75th Birthday Run. The hares were ANTIQUE, BARNACLE BOLLOX and LORD CHICKEN FUCKER. The run was well received by the hashers.Thank to ANTIQUE for sponsoring the shirts and the barbecue.

The raffle was conducted by THE WIZARD with help by CHIP CHIP. The hashers look forward to this every week. The lucky winners took their prizes.

The virgins were called in. Most of them were ANTIQUE's friends and family. Some of them took the ice and all seemed to like the run.

ANTIQUE was called in and presented a cake from the PH3 for his 75th birthday. Then THE WIZARD played "This is My Life". The teachers where ANTIQUE grew up said, "He had a hard time learning". Then we found out while ANTIQUE was in Las Vegas he met the Rat Pack and Frank Sinatra came over to his table with his friends and ANTIQUE sent them away saying he was too busy.

UNSTABLE LOAD and WANK-KING'S WANKER were put in the bucket for talking.

Then the story went on saying he was a recovering alcoholic. He went to the paint store buy some paint thinner. The salesperson said that he knows his background. Finally he said he could buy the thinner. ANTIQUE replied, "Do you have any cold?"

SPERM POLLUTER took over as a RA. He put GASMAN in the bucket. PHANTOM, BANANAS and a Dutch guy were put on the ice. They were caught talking. SPERM POLLUTER called in few a others for talking including a Young Thai lady. While she was on the ice SPERM POLLUTER was walking in circles and she asked why he was. He said he did not need a ticket talk to her.

WANK-KING'S WANKER award time - SGT LONE WOLF 30 hares, SIR WANDA 50 runs, SCOOBIE DOO 5 Hares, GASMAN from the bucket was awarded 50 runs. Congratulations to all!

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER called in ANTIQUE and his two daughters.

The GM called in his wife BURLEY CHASSIS and HAPPY SURVIVOR saying they do everything together so the ice might be good for their wrinkles but decided the bucket would be better. Should be a good night at THE WIZARD's house.

The hares were called in for their hares song. With the traditional hash song and the circle was closed.

Great day and night out for everybody. Thanks hares for all their hard work today.

Happy Birthday ANTIQUE!

On-On!  Cannonball

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