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PH3 Run 1851

Monday, 26 Aug 2019

Hares: Mayo Queen, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: Mr. Potato Head
Hash Flash: Sausage Head, Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners: 68

Total Hashers This Week - 68

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Hashers Present Last Week - 50
Antique (180), Arse Van Hole (127), Atomic Muff Diver (26), Ball Ringer (711), Bananas (RIP) (113), Barnacle Bollox (202), Bum Boy (174), Burl Ives (202), Cannon Ball (78), Casper (125), Chip Chip (30), Dame Liberace (RIP) (459), Desi Swallow (125), Dirt Looney (203), Dog Licks Its Dick (249), Duchess Tadpole (615), French Kiss (55), G.I. Joe (743), Gangreen (410), Gas Man (51), Golden Rivet (205), Happy Survivor (64), Hoi Wan (94), Knickerless (12), Lady Squeeze My Tube (541), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1148), Lost Cause (236), Mayo Queen (131), Miss Use Me (205), Necrophilia Night Rider (292), Parisian Titi (30), Phantom (155), Pink Dolphin (129), Pol Dancer (62), Sauce For The Goose (87), Sausage Head (27), Seal Sucker (297), Sgt Lone Wolf (520), She's The Boss (77), Sir Arse-A-Holic (800), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (834), Sir Velcro Dick (435), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (57), Spastic Whore King (3), Sperm Polluter (152), The Wizard (159), Two Time (297), Unstable Load (158), V.V. (926), Wank-King's Wanker (448)
Returners - 10
Bell End (486), Ben 10 (214), Bengt Potato (167), Del Boy (150), Irregular Period (79), Jackal (221), Mr. Potato Head (41), Mrs. Head (819), Sir Spaghetti Head (958), Telly Tubby (135)
Visitors - 8
Dick In The Dyke (6), Fuck All (7), One Piece (1), Rune Sletner (1), Sister Fister Fuckwit (8), Slum Bitch (1), Slum Dog (1), Wanker Banker (5)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
Two Time Was Congratulated For 40 Hared Runs With The PH3
Sir Arse-A-Holic Was Congratulated For 800 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Lady Flipper (28 Aug)
Dame Liberace (RIP) (29 Aug)
Ninja Princess (28 Aug)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Two Time
40 Hared Runs
Sir Arse-A-Holic
800 Runs

Scribe Report by Mr. Potato Head

GM opened the circle and welcomed everyone to run number 1851 brought to you by MAYO QUEEN, VV and TWO TIME. A quick survey of the runners was conducted and everyone agreed it had been a good run and got the thumbs up, well done hares.

Next was the much anticipated raffle draw. 7 prizes up for grabs and the lucky winners had excellent choices.

SPERM POLLUTER's circle.

GASMAN in bucket with SEAL SUCKER on the ice with BANANAS as company. Seems there had been a cricket match during the week and GASMAN backed the wrong side to win.

BANKER WANKER on ice with DEL BOY with the question being asked why did BANKER WANKER choose the soft toy in the raffle???

SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD was presented with a 80 Hare T shirt, DIRT LOONEY found himself on ice again and was presented with a 200 run shirt. BARNACLE BOLLOX and BURL IVES each also received 200 runs T shirts. SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC was congratulated for 800 runs, well done to all recipients. DEL BOY received an honorable mention for his 150 runs completed. And lastly TWO TIME was honored for haring 40 runs.

GM Circle

The 2 virgins where called out and welcomed to PH3 One virgin Rune from Norway introduced by LIBERACE and the other young lady Parichat from Thailand introduced by VELCRO DICK. PH3 had 2 visitors to welcome SLUM DOG and SLUM BITCH from Bangkok.

UNSTABLE LOAD slowly appears on ice for some reason.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER circle

We have two hashers leaving ANTIQUE and DOG LICKS ITS DICK both had reached the monumental age of 75, safe travels. BALL RINGER on ice and had the piss pulled out of him for some reason (It's getting late and my handwriting is deteriorating).

SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE on ice and questioned if BANANAS pushed her resulting in a broken arm, BANANAS found guilty. KNICKERLESS, NBF girlfriend, on ice. Scribe had a great view.

GM Circle

Hares act IT WAS A TERRIBLE SONG was entertaining. GM closed the circle 19:44.

On-On!  Mr Potato Head

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