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PH3 Run 1860

Monday, 28 Oct 2019

Halloween Run


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Hares: Dog Licks Its Dick, Happy Survivor, Hard On, Sausage Head, She's The Boss
Scribe: Arse-Holeo
Hash Flash: Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP)
Runners: 90

Total Hashers This Week - 90

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Hashers Present Last Week - 61
Arse Van Hole (136), Atomic Muff Diver (32), Ball Ringer (720), Bananas (RIP) (119), Bell End (495), Ben 10 (223), Bengt Potato (173), Billion Sucker (237), Burl Ives (211), Car Licker (5), Casper (134), Chip Chip (39), Cupcake (8), Dame Liberace (RIP) (468), Del Boy (155), Dirt Looney (212), Duchess Tadpole (624), Flatulence (26), French Kiss (64), Fuzzy Lure (188), Gangreen (418), Golden Rivet (214), Happy Survivor (71), Hoi Wan (102), Knickerless (21), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1156), Lost Cause (245), Madam Sin (22), Miss Use Me (214), Mr. Bean (3), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (97), Necrophilia Night Rider (297), Odd Job (437), Oh No (5), Paprika Smiley (172), Parisian Titty (39), Phantom (RIP) (163), Pinmuk Malaimat (6), Rear Gunner (301), Sauce For The Goose (96), Sausage Head (35), Sexy Butterfly (4), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (526), She's The Boss (85), Sir Arse-A-Holic (809), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (843), Sir Velcro Dick (443), Something Stupid (2), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (65), Spastic Whore King (12), Sperm Polluter (161), Street Cleaner (104), Supervirgin (51), Telly Tubby (143), Thanaporn Kesornchan (2), The Wizard (168), Troy Galleghan (2), TV (21), V.V. (935), Wank-King's Wanker (457), Whore In The Window (97)
Returners - 19
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (218), Arse Bandit (96), Arse-Holeo (317), B.B. (124), Cannon Ball (86), Cookie Monster (4), Desi Swallow (127), Dog Licks Its Dick (252), G.I. Joe (750), Hard On (33), Jackal (226), Lady Squeeze My Tube (548), Pinkaboo (201), Pole Fucker (70), Pugsly (56), Salon Queen (22), Scoobie Doo (117), Tom Boy (234), Turd Burglar (249)
Visitors - 10
Anders Paulusson (1), Cold Ass (13), Jittima Manorat (1), Kamonchanok Kitngam (1), Kermit The Frog (15), Leif Lindholm (1), Shachaf Hay (1), Thore-dag Telnes (1), Wanida Thosamrung (1), Waraya Promatta (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Karamba (31 Oct)
Pussy Galore (31 Oct)
Mental Disorder (02 Nov)
Salon Queen (02 Nov)
Womb Broom (30 Oct)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 5
FlatulenceHash Crash
JackalHash Crash
Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)Hash Crash
KnickerlessHash Trash
She's The BossHash Trash

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Arse-Holeo

Great to be back as a returner on the PH3. Unfortunately with a foot injury preventing me from running and drinking. What the hash is mainly all about but som nom na as they say.

After the taxi ride out to the a-site just past Phoenix C.C. Nice a-site I thought, lots of shade.

The circle was called up by the GM to welcome the few virgins and the blessing of the new shoes for the Halloween Run. The hares explained the run, a choice of short or long. Myself and 11 others headed back on the taxi out for the Beer Hunters led by our famous REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD. Most of us polishing off a couple of king browns each. Heading back to the a-site to see in the FRB's in to get into the beer truck.

Some ominous storm clouds were building up at this stage. While we were chilling out a lot of rumbling could be heard above but no rain yet.

Half an hour later the GM calls the circle and thought to get the ladies in first for costume photos and a bit of parading to beat the rain. So out they came the 6 of them, just as the first pic was taken the heavens opened up. So we all ducked for cover in the taxis.

After about 15 mins it eased up and the circle continued. A prize for first and second for each of the ladies and the guys. KNICKERLESS looked great in hers which gave her second with TELLY TUBBY taking first place.

The hares were next on ice to be voted a great run and a-site which they cleared a lot of growth for us. So down-down for the hares and praised for a great trail. As this happened down came the rain again so I remained seated with a good rain coat on. Before most of the circle was thinking to go for cover again, B.B. steps in and got us all going with the "Singing in the Rain" song. Well done B.B.!

We were next entertained by LORD CHICKEN FUCKER filling in for AIRHEAD, M.I.A., icing all the Kiwis as a farewell for a couple going back home. Also BALL RINGER for looking like a terrorist and hard on being Wanker of the Week.

I had more notes but due to the wet weather my notes were a bit unreadable so the usual hash hymn and on off to the Buffalo Bar for a great karaoke night with more amber nectar. A great night for all.

On-On!  Arse-Holeo

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